“Someone’s Got Their Hands On The Hatchet Handle…”

ONE YEAR!!!!

Richie doodle

Actually Max Jagerman is the 'Mean Ruthless HBIC Trope' but as a guy but we aren't ready for that conversation yet

I LIED IT IS HIM YAY QUEERS

About to watch Spies Are Forever. I quite literally know nothing about this show besides the joke about Joey being shot by his love interests, so if the two main guys aren’t canon I’m going to commit a crime

npmd but they’re all musicians!

pete, richie, and ruth are in some math rock band and want to enter a talent show but can’t cause their band needs four members. they manage to convince steph as a way to prove she’s a team player to her dad.

grace joins, somehow. she’s always just there ™

max is in a rival band with all his football bros. feeling betrayed that steph didn’t want to join his band, he swears to destroy hers + the rest of those nerdy prudes.

silly hijinks follow!!

feat. pete on guitar, richie on drums, ruth on bass (a very underrated instrument, often blending into the background, but necessary), grace on piano (she learned at church), and lead singer steph

Not to be a hater but there’s nowhere to run for the class of 2021

QUICK!!! EVERYONE GIVE ME YOUR FAVORITE SNIGGLE HEADCANONS!!!

I'll go first: Pokey's sniggles have a fully developed sign language (because Pokey doesn't like it when others talk). It's super silly and super animated, some conversations looking more like dance numbers than actual conversations. They additionally have shortcuts to refer to each of the lords:

Pokey: The combined signs for "one" and "voice", which ends up looking like they're shushing you before extending their hand out from their mouth (like how sound would project from the mouth when speaking or singing)

Blinky: Effectively the dance that Blinky does during The Summoning, with the hands framing the eye.

Tinky: The combined signs for "time" and "space", which takes the form of like- stretching something out in your hands before squishing it back down, if that makes sense.

Nibbly: Making a big mouth with your hands and snapping it shut (a la the motion for "Daddy Shark" in Baby Shark).

Wiggly: Wiggling your fingers in front of your face to mimic his tentacles.

(Bonus -> Webby: The combined signs for "white" and "spider", which would be placing the hand palm down parallel to the ground [which is "white", palm up is black] before bending the fingers and "walking" the hand through the air like a spider)

If we get Ted and Pete in the same musical/nmt episode, both played by Joey, that means either;

Peter with a mustache

Ted without a mustache

Ted with a fake mustache

Joey shaves his facial hair offstage

I think Max's parents are divorced so he lives with his Dad and the reason for said divorce is Ted Spankoffski. Need I say more.

As a big fan of the theory the LiB were appearing as the dead in NPMD I understand the knee jerk reaction of saying it was Mark Chasity that tinky was piloting, that he died after going to the Waylon place, it gives Grace some angst, I totally get it

But I offer a counter offer

guys do we see Kyle at all in Act 2?

He broke one of Max’s rules too, he was dating Brenda