I Dream Of Henry Winter Rescuing Me From A Frozen Cold Warehouse And Watching Over Me As I Recover From

I need to know what was going on in Bella’s head because EJ and Renesmee are both names that are beyond terrible

I'm the April Fool. It's me.

Okay I know that Henry Winter was absolutely sociopathic, but there is no doubt in my mind he’s a total cutie

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

After a third rewatch of Inside Job I have this to say:

The ending is still as gut wrenching and sickening as it was the first time.

“I’ll miss you, Ron. And I know if it were possible, you’d miss me too.”

SO SICK AND TWISTED

I will always be team Edward.

“I am nothing if not traditional.”

!!!!!!!!!!

Born to be a male manipulator, forced to deal with them.

this is how imagine richard and judy looked when they were doing coke at burger king