Vcnillafairy - 𝜗𝜚poppy

this post and "would you fall in love with me again" just gave me another helaegon au idea, please stop somebody sedate me

real asf

“ugh i wanna have a threesome with them” and it’s two characters played by the same actor

if i was in the materialists that movie would be about 5 min long i am picking the fine ass rich man played by pedro pascal bffr

god gave me great tits to distract everyone from all the stupid shit that comes out of my mouth

i wish i couldn't control my emotions

I wish i could control my emotions

literally me on a random thursday

"OH BOY, IT WOULD SURE SUCK IF THE FAE TOOK ME!" cried the man banging pots and pans together in the middle of a mushroom circle.

the things i would for peepaw joel