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// Crossover Nexus //

Chip the glasses and crack the plates! Blunt the knives and bend the forks! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates — Smash the bottles and burn the corks! Cut the cloth and tread on the fat! Pour all the milk on the pantry floor! Leave the bones on the bedroom mat! Splash the wine on every door! Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl; Pound them up with a thumping pole; And when you’ve finished, if any are whole, Send them down the hall to roll! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates!

Old English, why do you have this word? Why?

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I love whoever is running the Bandai Namco account

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

bnha + egyptian deities 

What is one superpower you would love to have? And what would you do with your power?

Probability Manipulation like Domino. Now as stupid as that sounds here me out. My chances of finding a free million dollars while driving my car is next to zero right? Well with this power I could make it like 99% possible. My sister can’t find a job? Well now she has several people wanting to hire her thanks to my powers. XDIf not that then teleporting so I don’t have to buy gas for my car at all. :P