Man, If I Had A Nickel For Every Time A Character In EE Had An Alter Ego, I'd Have Four Nickels. And

Man, If I had a nickel for every time a character in EE had an alter ego, I'd have four nickels. And I'm not even including Giovanni's boys because I'm not sure if they count.

These characters and their identities are :

Giovanni — VINCENT MURDER!!!

Sylvie — Dr. Beefton

Mera — Gwennifer (It's canon.)

Lorelai — The HAREden (and probably a hundred others)

hopelessly devoted to you

mistyjax whether it’s platonic or romantic ( like how it was intended originally ) …. i will spread your word

time to join the dandruff thingy (you need it sylvie..)

POV we’re watching my favorite horror movie

Day fifty nine

Drew Sylvie from memory

Day fifty three

How long has Sylvie had his epithet?

Cuz like, the kid’s fifteen he says he’s highly trained and yet look at how casual Sylvie is after he gets his epithet stolen

He says that in the tone someone would use to ask for their phone back after their friend’s done with a phone call what??

Sylvie does infact break down into tears when Giovani refuses

But it’s more like in a whiny child type way, Like a toddler being bullied by another toddler

And then like

Few minutes later he’s okay???

Not even shellshocked or anything

Sylvie, My boy, that is your EPITHET

A literal part of your soul

And you’re not even that phased when it’s taken away from you???

Day twenty one

Is beefton’s outfit renewable?

Like if his coat gets wrecked during a fight, Does it appear fixed next time Sylvie summons beefton or does beefton need to fix it?

Beefton using a sewing machine to fix his coat

Day twenty-three

Sylvie interacting with the Neo trio, Slight spoilers for PoP

Molly: They are friends yuor honour, Sylvie would tutor her on subjects she needs to catch up on and help her be more confident in herself (not as much as Giovanni but he's trying!), And in return Molly would teach Sylvie how to be more social and not be an awkward nerd

Trixie: Sylvie's ghost hunting uncle and his ghost fiance means Sylvie is more then used to Ghosts and would absolutely not question her being able to talk to ghosts, He would wave her off as one of Molly's friends but if he learns that Trixie is Giovanni's Cousin then he's apprehensive, And then they would get along when he figures out she's nothing like giovanni, Trix would badger Sylvie to lore dump about his uncle and his undead husband, Trixie's intimidation act would scare the living FUCK out of him, He would try and act all high and mature but panic and throw whatever he has at her, both in the 'Oh god please don't kill me take everything I have' way and the 'UHHH RANDOM ATTACKS GO!!' type way before using Dream big as a final resort, So it goes from Trixie scaring the shit out of Sylvie to Beefton scaring the shit out of Sylvie

Feenie: The minute she finds out Sylvie is the 'Museum Sheep boy', Sylvie is getting tackled by an excited magical girl, no question. Once Sylvie gets up and gets Feenie off him, the two get along pretty well, Feenica asking Sylvie to join her team of magical girls and Sylvie trying to deflect or avoid the question, he doesn't wanna be a magical girl because "it's for kids" but he also doesn't wanna be rude to Feenie either

If Sylvie for some godforsaken reason decides to use nightmare fuel on Strawberry and Vanilla (we've already seen Chocolate's nightmare so no need), Trixie's would be a projection of bunch of adults yelling at her and telling her she's going crazy because of her ability to see ghosts, And Feenie's would be a projection her mom telling her she's a failure before getting absolutely Obliterated by the songstress who taunts her powerless-ness and how she failed to gather a team to beat her