Jason waking up in Gotham harbor and saying "well, is not the weirdest place I ever woke up"
After Red Hood stopped killing and someone leaked footage hinting that he's the second Robin, he expected to fight for every morsel of territory, for everybody to desert him and the murder attempts to triple.
And, well. It's not like he doesn't find himself in a rigged warehouse on Monday, walking off that one explosion with singes on his back. It's not like on Wednesday, a bullet pierces through a hole in his armour and he's losing half his blood in an alley. And sure, someone takes advantage of him throwing his helmet away on Friday (he was out of grenades and needed a bigger bomb) to fear gass him, but it's fine, he can function normally under fear gass nowadays.
Except. Except nobody deserts him. By Monday, the attempts have completely stopped. He walks into a meeting with his men and sees his goons' hands won't stop shaking, and even his lieutenant won't look him in the eyes.
Jason is confused, and so are the other bats, but soon the rumours reach their ears: you can't go after the Red Hood, because no matter what you do, once you've targeted him it's over, like a dog with a bone, he'll get you eventually- no matter how you shoot or how many explosives you use. It doesn't matter that the Red Hood doesn't kill, because the Red Hood doesn't die.
john winchester voice oh yes i love my son adam so much. and his brothers ummmm. looks at smudged writing on hand. Sad and Dead
Hot girl shit (grown ass man)
Ron, talking to the kids: Never break someone's heart, they only have one of those. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
On: *nods violently*
Hong: *taking notes*
Raon: But first, you must steal their gold!
Cale, who just happened to be close enough to hear: *sweating*
Striptease????? HELP-
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
Guess who was unemployed this year (it took 30 min) AO3 wrapped edition
The good thing about this, I learned english reading this insane amount of fanfic.
The bad thing, I used it to avoid reality and now I have more tools to do the same thing but worse.
Jason Todd being at the top doesn't surprise me, I've been obsessed with that man for months now.
Shout out to all the wonderful people that created such beautiful pieces of art, from the bottom of my heart, I love you.
I just like to suffer a lot, not new, but it hits diferent when you can see the proof.
I'm surprised spiderman didn't show, since my obsession with heroes started with him lmao
Screaming crying throwing up rolling around on the floor ripping my hair out banging my head against the wall breaking my arms and legs doing a summersault over a pit of lava diving right into a vat of acid
Remember what I said about finishing this shit- I got a job and yesterday grabbed a pen in ages
It's a work on progress. I'm really tired, maybe I finish it later
|19 y.o – She/Her| I need to practice my english. I chose writing about everything that came to my mind. If you saw a grammatical error, no, you didn't.
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