THAT'S IT, IM GONNA DO IT I'm Jumping, This Is Too Good

I think that instead of being super apprehensive about Jason and him dating Roy, Oliver should take one look at him and then one look at Bruce and go oh, I'm about to be so annoying.

Oliver starts being so nice to Jason. So nice. Inviting him to family dinners. Giving him both his hero communications and personal phone number and telling him to call whenever he needs something. He gives him new tech and keeps updating his weapons and armor. He helps with missions and clean up and says nothing if Jason is a little rough, apart from patting him on the back and saying good job. He starts keeping his picture inside his wallet and has other pictures of Jason, Roy and Lian framed in the house and tells everyone about him. He starts calling him son-in-law first and then just son and then calls him a Harper and eventually a Queen.

At first it was just to annoy Bruce, but after the first time he tells Jason that he did a good job and Jason starts to tear up a little, Oliver goes oh no, oh I'm actually doing this now. This my boy now. I don't care if he and Roy break up or something, this is my boy now.

Bruce still thinks he's just doing it for the sole purpose of pissing him off, though, and he is so fucking mad. The Justice League meetings have turned into a Cold War zone.

Bruce starts to being so nice to Jason as well, forcing himself to ignore some of the more outrageous things Jason does, and Jason is so, so fucking confused.

KRS!Cale(probably): I totally did save those people for my evil trash-like plans and nothing more. Their life means nothing but a brick for me to accomplish my selfish schemes.

Krs!Cale (probably): I adopted three children, saved and inspired others and the world at the expense of my own health several times to the point where I tried to sacrifice myself and I'm in the process of saving the multiverse....selfishly.

Cale *drinking lemonade*: it's been peacefully and calm today... *cold sweats* Who's dying???

He's just a girl

Crimes KRS!Cale have committed:

Identity theft (technically due to transmigration)

Identity falsification (in multiple occasions)

Invasion of private property (in multiple occasions)

Invasion of the Royal Palace (visiting his hyung, but still)

Scamming (multiple occasions)

Blasphemy (more than once)

Looted the Vatican

Multiple looting

Protected and helped wanted criminals

Torture

Kidnaping

Terrorism

Involvement with illegal activities

Irreversible damage to the environment

Mass massacre (during the war)

everyone on this site

"What do you call a dog with no legs?"

Cale suddenly broke the silence in Alebru's office with a emotionless voice.

The redhead was lying on the sofa and did not look up from the documents with which he was helping the blonde

Alberu rised his head from his own documents, confused by the question without context.

"What?"

"Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway."

Cale grins when Alberu chokes and keep reading the documents calmly.

omg this is so adorable

So I just had a thought...

Dean had to be "normal". He had to act like he was boringly stereotypically normal to everyone.

He had to act like he hated reading and classic stories because you didn't need those for hunting. And he certainly didn't need those at school where he would be branded the weird kid on day number one. And little 6 year old Dean couldn't do that. Because unlike Sammy, Dean had no one to stand up for him at school. He could beat the first graders, sure. But what about their older siblings? Dean had no support at school. He couldn't even talk about how adorable his baby brother was because that would be weird too.

By the time Sam is old enough to understand what is going on around him, Dean has already crafted this perfect "stereotypical male american" persona and rolls with it on every turn. Because he feels he has to.

And now, I bring you this: what if Mary lived and they grew up normal?

Because let me tell you, this time Dean has all the support at school. An upperclassman shoves him a bit too harshly? You gonna bet Mary Winchester will be there the next day bringing hell down on the poor boy. Mary is the ultimate soccer mom but she's scary. She builds up such a reputation that no-one dares touch Dean.

So Dean gets to be geeky and overly obsessed with TV series and books and whatever else he finds.

Sam, getting double the defence (both from Mary and Dean) grows up to be the biggest nerd possible.

Mary has them sitting on the kitchen table talking and she can only understand half of what they are saying. Dean is going on a tirade about a movie that had ONE scene about a sea elephant and Sam has brought out a whole book on sea elephants and is trying to prove that the movie is inaccurate. But Dean insists that within the supernatural confines of the movie it's accurate. And they are having a full blown scientific debate about it and Mary is just standing there cleaning the dishes and thinking about that one sea elephant pagan god she killed twenty years ago and is biting her lips because she wants to tell them about the funny story but can't.

Not because the kids don't know about monsters. She told both of them when Sam turned 10. But she can't find enough leeway to interrupt because the boys' conversation just keeps escapating and now Dean is stomping on the kitchen table and Sam is throwing the heavy book on Dean's head and Mary has to stop them but loves watching them fight.

When John comes home an hour later, Dean has a big bump on his head as he has Sam pushed down against the coach and Mary is holding onto the door frame of the living room wheezing. He rolls his eyes like this happens every day, seperates the boys and solves the whole scientific debate by a whomping: "I will take you to see a sea elephant" before stomping off to his room to change clothes.

Mary is seriously considering buying a videocamera and recording.

how crazy do you think the AO3 authours notes are in gotham?

"Joker killed my grandma with a reindeer whilst playing 'grandma got run over by a reindeer' and i don't think i can continue to write this JokerBat fic anymore guys sorry :/ it just feels disrespectful."

“Look, I get if Batman/Clark Kent isn’t your cup of tea, but the guy writes more about Batman than anyone else outside of Gotham. There’s got to be a reason, is all I’m saying.”

“And here I am, jumping on the Batman/Bruce Wayne train like the rest of our beloved hellhole. Anyway, if you’re not from Gotham you can keep your criticisms to yourself or I will not be held responsible for the bloodshed that will occur should you insult our beloved sunshine child and his goth sugar baby. You don’t know them like we do.”

“Hey, sorry I haven’t updated in awhile. I died and then got caught up in this whole my-father-didn’t-avenge-me angst thing. Which was completely justified in my opinion. Anyway…”

“Let’s be honest, this entire series is dedicated to the fact that Red Hood could crush any of us with his thighs and we’d say thank you.”

“I just read a fic shipping Nightwing/Superman and I mean, come on. The author is clearly not from Gotham but I can never unsee that and I think I should be entitled to financial compensation.”

“Sorry it’s been awhile, I just got a new job! With the Best Boss™️ (if you know, you know). Also, my boss said he’d give a hundred bucks if I wrote a Batman bashing fic? Thoughts? Ngl I don’t think it’d even be that hard.”

“‘WHy aRE yoU WriTIng ABouT FakE SupERheROes WHen THe rEAl oNEs aRE riGHt tHEre?’ Uh, because it’s Gotham and they’re all a disaster? And also because I don’t want to be haunted by the venegeful spirits of robins past idk. Thinking of doing a crossover though. Batman in the Avengers? Thoughts?”

“I just want my husband Nightwing to be happy, is that too much to ask?”

“I came across Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy on my way home from school today and will now be hyperfixating on that ship, thanks.”

“Leave me and my 235k word fic of Prince!Bruce/Knight!Batman alone you Metropolis and Superman-loving traitors. This is not for you.”

He was not normal about anything but my brain rotted on Isekai couldn't see it

Thinking about Kim Roksoo who easily accepted that he now lives in a world where monsters exist and beastmen exist and magic and stuff exists. Because he came from a world that was infested by monsters and people awakened abilities. He wasn't much fazed by it because it was basically the same just the medium to deal with them changed. It should have been the first hint for us that he did not come from the normal Korea.

The way I gasped has no name

What if Team Leader Lee Soo Hyuk also had a 0% mortality rate. And that's why, when Kim Roksoo saw his teammates continue to survive despite the dangers, and continue to persistently try get him to open up to them. He thought that maybe these people will not leave. They won't die, and they won't turn away from him. So he thought it was okay to open up, it's ok to allow himself to cherish these people.

And the moment he made up his mind about it, the whole team was wiped out.