I Loved The Most Recent Episode Of Wild Life. I Never Would Have Guessed With All The Ominous Hints At

Last night on Eloise's stream El and Lizzie briefly talked about doing a group costume of Snow White and the seven dwarves. Chatter asked who Snow White would be. Lizzie said Joel would be Snow White.

https://x.com/pikuturtle/status/1850669439060234529

I now have the worst brainworms abt Joel being Snow White......

lawkengfklwjnef I AM THE PROPHET lol

dude ive been saying this for uhhh...an amount of time that i cannot remember but is defenitely long.

like ok if i had a twiitter, lizzie might just see that joel princess art i did a while ago T^T its actually perfect for this

anyways tho, like IMAGINE Joel and his seven dwarves being like uhh, letsee whos obsessed with him, lizzie, etho, gem, iskall, jimmy, doc, and hmm oh OLI!!

prince charming can be gem or smth and instead of kissing, cuz gem doesnt want cooties ew, she boinks him with a stick.

Lol im sorry im being so unserious rn T^T im so glad u shared this w me honestly i prolly wudnt have found it

I realized I hadn’t drawn Joel recently enough and was suffering from withdrawal like any normal person would, so I searched up smallishbeans and started scrolling through images looking for inspiration to draw, again like any normal person would, when I came across what is possibly the greatest picture to ever be taken

I failed miserably at capturing the look of pure joy on Joel’s face, or the look of absolute smugness on Lizzie’s, which is a shame. Someone more talented than me should redraw

thank you, Joel the iPad kid is now living in my head with negative rent. I am losing to him. /silly

as always, aHahahhdhhaaaaAAaaAaaaaA Thtatge art isiiisii soooooooo gooOoododoD I can’t Witht you Risi u are tooo goooOodD!!!

Also yes I know this is old it merely reappeared on my for u page and I remembered how high key obsessed I was with it and decided it needed to be reblobed)

uhhm Joel’s message to bdubs was wild btw. He really does make everyone worse about him lol/pos

snail jizzie is real

Since @imolyhollowcold asked to see the smalletho x floral canyon essay, I shall share. Because I have to rewrite everything to make it actually readable since for some reason I decided to write the whole thing on paper and im not gonna give myself a headache trying to go back and forth typing it up, I’m gonna have to post it in parts.

here’s part 1/6, everybody’s falling in love, I hope it’s legible lol.

Here is the song:

!!! 7 Holy Nights of Jeremy aka Joel Week is Coming Soon !!!

read on to learn more! vvvvv

Do you like Joel Smallishbeans? If you said no, you answered incorrectly. Also why are you still reading this? This post is clearly very in-favor of the yelly beans man. If you said yes, congrats, today is your lucky day, because, surprise surprise, I am also a fan. This is a propaganda poster totally normal info sheet about Joel Smallishbeans Week, otherwise known as 7 Holy Nights of Jeremy, welcoming fans new and old to participate in a week of prompts dedicated to the man himself, the smallest of beans and the tallest of Joels, Joel Smallishbeans! The event is run by @risibledeer, and uh, not to brag, but *checks nails all cool-like* I’m friends with her and stuff and she asked me to make this poster. So yeah. I’m basically really cool by proxy. Go check out Risi’s pinned post for the prompt list!

If you are a faithful Jeremy, but are only just finding out about this event and are panicking because you only have three days to put together your pieces, not to worry! We’re not gonna not enjoy your art / writing / live donkey / other thing just because it’s a little late! The more participants, the better. Spread the word of Jeremy throughout the land of tumblr, no matter how long it takes you! Or don’t, if you don’t feel like it, ig.

There is no pressure to do all the days, do whatever you want to, any level of participation is welcome, appreciated, and encouraged!

We are all very excited to see all the new Joel content, so make sure to tag any Joel Week related posts as #7 holy nights of Jeremy! (I have no idea if tags are case sensitive but just in case [puns lol] go with all lower case as that’s what is used in the prompt post) so that we can find and admire your stuff!

If you are interested in participating, first of all, great, go right ahead, second of all, make sure to reblog this post, or the prompt list, or both, so that Joel week can reach as many Jeremys and otherwise potential participants as possible!

(Also Risi does this make me one of the hosts lol?)

I’m really proud of this so I’m reblogging. Please give me validation not that I need it of course oh no I’m so handsome and smart and talented and humble I don’t need to ask for validation because I’m already the validest I’m only asking for it so that you guys can practice complimenting other, less confident people. You believe me.

hey guys who likes wild life *raises hand* I mean really likes it, loves it in fact *raises hand even higher, stands on tippy toes for how high I’m raising my hand* no I mean like loves it is obsessed with it it is your pride and joy *falls over from how high I am raising my hand, stands back up and goes to space with how high I’m raising my hand* yeah but can you prove it by spending 5 hours rendering grass to be almost entirely covered up? *me: bet*

First of all thank you boat boys discord and especially Risi for sponsoring this drawing lol and by sponsoring I mean loudly proclaiming the virtues of gribeans in my immediate vicinity. Anyway yeah they are meant to be standing in front of the bam hill with the wings blocking the top and the sun just peaking over them. Also the words on the explosion are lyrics from the song Don’t You Dare Forget the Sun by Get Scared which inspired the poses

Anyway as soon as I figure out how to draw cars it’s all over for you guys I will project my very specific vision that is essentially a combination of danger days good omens and back to the future onto you all I have so many thoughts!!!!! I will elaborate in the future, I will elaborate so much that you will say “Ian, shut up with your elaborating” and also I have an au based on session seven planned because the superpowers happened to coincide with an overly complex magic system I’ve been developing for about five months now lol slowly in the background. Also maybe an animatic if I can figure that out maybe possibly don’t hold me to that…? At least I know no one will take the song I’m planning to use in the meantime lol because the MCR and trafficblr fandom overlap is fairly small.

Something something grian wip that ill probably never finish

guys I will actually explode if I don’t share this RN, but basically the band *repeat repeat has an album called the floral canyon and the following songs in the following order are so boat-boys-through-double-life-to-current-day coded to me it’s crazy:

Everybody’s Falling in Love

Be This Way

Ghost

Mostly

Hooks

Hang it Low

Girlfriend (<-this one is mostly self indulgent, but still)

no I will not change my mind. yes I will elaborate. I may or may not have written a literal essay on this. Like, not even exaggerating in is actually an essay. Guys I’m actually going insane help.

btw feel free to ignore this post lol.

a quick silly doodle for Halloween!

i think they should play phasmophobia together. Also don’t ask what’s going on with Joel’s outfit I’ve got no clue lol. Also I forgot to color Etho’s other glove oh well. Happy Halloween!