6 Is Staying Up Too Late💤

Andddd maybeee also on Douma cause I just need him｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

DILF! DOUMA is cunning. knows you perhaps far too well, how to toy with your mind and body. he enjoys letting you think you have the upper hand just to flip the tables and see that cute little pout you make. he's fiercely protective, which sometimes borders on controlling, but he always has your best interest in mind. lavish dinners and high teas to indulge you in the finest and highest luxuries. the type to give your bottom lip teasing bites until you tasted faint traces of blood. when he fucks he's ruthless, litters you in his marks that stay there for days. kisses away your tears and swallows your whines. "keep crying for me, darling. you sound so pretty when you do"

DILF ME UP!

Hello! Is it possible for you to write cuddling headcanons for Mr. Crawling and Mr. Scarletella? :D

I DO WRITE FOR MR SCARLETELLA!! I GOT U :3

Wanna Be With You || cuddling hcs

Featuring: Mr. Crawling, Mr. Scarletella

Contents: SPOILERS 4 HOMICIPHER, "Blissful Love Life" and one of Scarletella's endings that I 4got the name to

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(Based more on the Blissful Love Life Ending)

☆ it's obvious that Mr. Crawling is clingy. High maintenance, even. He doesn't force you into anything, obviously, but he'd DIE (again) and melt into a glob on the floor when you offer to cuddle with him for the first time.

☆ his love languages are definitely acts of service, words of affirmation, and touch, but BIIIIIG on touch. Source: trust me bro.

☆ whenever you're lying down, he's GOT to be either right next to you or resting on your torso and lower the same way a dog would sleep at the foot of your bed.

☆ he'd whimper and whine if you kicked him off—which you wouldn't, I hope. He's attached to you by the hip!

☆ to add onto this, you don't have to see him to know how this man instantly switches to search mode whenever you get separated. You hear from your other friends (specifically, Mr. Chopped with his gossipy mouth and his tendency to always be in dire situations) that he gets very agitated when you're away from him for too long. He also mentioned that despite Mr. Crawly's frustration, he was kind enough to bring Mr. Chopped back to safety.

☆ so... don't put him through more torture than he already is now, having to crawl and scrape his palms and knees every time he moves, and let him hold you every night!!!!

☆ Mr. Crawly doesn't care AT ALL what cuddling position he's in. He wants to hold you, he wants you to hold him—all of it is a win!

☆ he's MOST fond of sleeping right on top of you, though. He's like a weighted, cold blanket. You'd be lying on your back while he'd be lying on his stomach, smiling contently as he listens to your resting heart and calmed breathing.

☆ he also likes sleeping on top of you because he gets to shield you.

☆ idt this man is messy... he's probably gonna lay so still that you'd think he was back to being a corpse. Maybe during the first few nights, he'd be tossing and turning to try and find a position for himself that doesn't hurt either one of you AND is comfortable.

☆ you don't have to worry about being uncomfortable because yk damn well he'd be adjusting himself to suit your tastes. #ifhewantedtohewould like bffr...!

☆ anyway. He's a 10/10 in cuddling. He's really touchy, so if you let him cuddle with you, he'd be HORRIBLY sad if you didn't let him the next day.

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(Based on the ending where he becomes our prop/servant, idk)

♡ now. We all know Mr. Scarletella is obsessed in a way that parallels Mr. Crawling's. (And I'll just use "Mr. Red" to refer to him bc I'm too lazy to type his whole name out)

♡ anyway! Mr. Red isn't as touchy as Mr. Crawly. He prefers words of affirmation over everything else, but he does enjoy touch.

♡ every time you touch his hand or just hold him over your shoulder as you walk, UGH—if he were a teenage human girl, he'd be kicking his feet up with his homegirls on the phone like "Oh my god!!" and all that.

♡ anyway, as for positions; I'm torn between whether he likes ANY that has him holding you, or you holding him.

♡ him holding you: he wants to return the favour! Since you're always holding him, he wants to be the one to curl up around you, this time.

♡ he wants you to know that despite him being yours, you're also his. With a long arm slung over your shoulders and his legs just behind yours, he wants the chance to feel like he's doing something for you.

♡ you holding him: selfish fucker. He wants more of the touch you give him. He'd already do anything for you, so you might as well give him this. Right?

♡ at the same time, he doesn't have much of a reason why he wants to hold you. Maybe he just wants to. Perhaps he flickers back and forth, too, depending on the day.

♡ he's just as high maintenance as Crawly, but he's a little tougher and has his own wants that sometimes might not align with yours.

♡ he gets what he wants no matter what. You would know.

♡ but hey. The cuddles are great! Very comfy if you can take his stiffness for a couple of nights since he isn't used to it yet.

♡ 8.5/10. 5 for the cuddle quality, 3.5 for the intent...?

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I HOPE THIS IS TO YOUR LIKINGS GUYS :3 it's like. 3:47 am where I am rn... if there are mistakes, disregard them bc I probably already know about them I just don't care yet at this time of day

arlecchino i am looking respectfully

i wanna be a cowboy, baby!

@giyuuplsjust5minutes : ah nono it’s totally fine! I should’ve looked at ur bio first that’s on me lol. also since u write tbhk could I request Hanako Teru and hot spider librarian that takes the name of number 4? ✨✨ JK ik his name pfft

AN: So I didnt know if u wanted marshmallow hell hcs for this or not so plz if this isn’t what u wanted pleaseeeee tell me and request again and I’ll redo it! Also sorry this took a while, I genuinely didn’t know if u wanted marshmallow hell hcs or not!

; 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙨𝙝𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡

𝗔𝗻𝗶𝗺𝗲/𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺: 𝗧𝗯𝗵𝗸

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀: 𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗸𝗼, 𝗧𝗲𝗿𝘂 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗧𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗶

𝗔𝗡: 𝗺𝘆 𝘁𝗼𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗶 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 /𝘀𝗿𝘀

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱, 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗯𝘀, 𝘁𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀, 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁𝘀, 𝗳𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀, 𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗲𝘀, 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘀, 𝗷𝘂𝗴𝘀 (𝘆𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗺 𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗯𝗶𝗮𝗻)

; ʜᴀɴᴀᴋᴏ

This is literally Hanako we’re talking about

He’s going to enjoy every second of it

Gets really red but honestly really enjoys it! Like really enjoys! You might have to pry him off you because he’s not going to let go

But when you do get him off you, he has this dazed look on his face with flushed cheeks

Gets really nervous after and stutters when he asks why you did that

He doesn’t mean it in a bad way! If he could, he’ll want to go back!

Tries to tease you after but fails because of how much he’s stuttering and how flushed his cheeks are

Be careful though, this little gremlin might sneak his hand up to give a squeeze!

“It’s for good luck! The more squeezes, the more wishes come true!”

If you do this in public, he will not know how to function and might just die again

; ᴛᴇʀᴜ

Very shocked

Needs some time to realize what the fuck you just did

But once he realizes, he gets really flushed and has a smile on his face

Oh, he could definitely get used to this!

He loves how it feels! It’s so warm and a soft, it’s the perfect pillows for him! He can also hear the calm beating of your heartbeat

Just listening to it can make him fall asleep

Has his eyes closed while in a dreamy state with a bright smile when you pull him away

He likes to tease you about it, whether it be how bold you are or how it felt

“Honestly s/o, you’re quite bold for that. I’m not complaining though, it felt so warm and squishy being there.”

He gets so comfortable about it that sometimes he’ll just grab one of your boobs and use them as stress balls

It gets really awkward when there’s someone there present in the room Akane

; ᴛsᴜᴄʜɪɢᴏᴍᴏʀɪ

Embarrassed about it

Even more embarrassed about it emit you do it in public, especially around Hanako

Will scold you- but he’s not serious about it

He actually likes it

It means he can get closer to you, and he loves this act of intimacy

Loves any sort of intimacy with you, and this is definitely one of his favorites just because of how comforting it is

He likes how warm it is, it’s very comforting to him and he just loves to lay on your chest after a long tiring day

Even if he doesn’t need to sleep he’ll still try because of how much he likes laying on your warm chest and listening to the soft beating of your heartbeat

People who like, reblog or follow= hot asf💕😍

Konpira Fune Fune, the drink game, with the geiko Naosome by sayaka hattori on Youtube. Naosome-chan loses =^^=

The lyrics are:

Konpira funefune oite ni hokakete syura syusyu syu mawareba sikokuha sansyu naka no gouri zouzusan Konpira Daigongen ichido mawareba Konpira funefune oiteni hokakete syura syusyu syu

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Akaza: I killed you, *pointing to Rengoku* and you killed me. *pointing to Tanjiro*

Shinobu: Tanjiro-kun, why did you killed that guy?

Tanjiro: MOTHERFUCKER, HE KILLED HIMSELF!

Deathworlders everywhere but in Space

This is sitting in my brain because I haven't seen anyone else do this, but take a second to think about this: There are other deathworlders in space, terrifying ones, huge monster orc things. They are massive and nightmarish and impossibly strong. So thats why humans stand out. Thats how we survive. Human's are terrifying because we aren't built for one biome, one climate or even one planet. We aren't necessarily the strongest or fastest or scariest looking, but we're built to survive fucking everything. What if other deathworlder's are almost always only made to survive in one climate? (similar to some of the most deadly predators on earth currently) All the other deathworlders are terrifying, yes, but the second they step off their planet they're weak. Massive aliens of hulking muscle but their planet's gravity is a lot lower than the standard, so they barely meet the average strength bar whenever they go outside their gravity zone. Aliens that have venomous spikes all over their body and look gnarly as shit but their venom has practically no effect on 99% of discovered intergalactic species. Deathworlders whose planet is the nether from minecraft IRl, but they can't survive in any other temperature for any amount of time because their body just can't handle the cold and regulate their temperate (or, vice versa for tundra species). Aquatic species that are kraken-like nightmares, giant sirens and deadly squid-like beings. But they can't leave their home at all, because theres a very specific chemical makeup of their water that isn't currently found within their life-span distance travel. Deathworlders that genuinely can barely survive off planet and are frail compared to even the most docile prey species whenever they have to travel. Their called deathworlders because going to their planet is certain death, but if they leave they'll be meeting death just as quickly. And then along come humans, and everyones like, oh, another deathworlder, nothing to worry abou- wait. These guys dont seem to loose any of their natural strength off planet... and their fast and strong... and- AND THEY CAN SURVIVE IN PRACTICALLY ANY CLIMATE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE??? HELLO? Oh and of course their predators. Of course most of their planet is completely uninhabitable for most of us. Mhm, yep. thats fair. Totally Basically, deathworlders are a thing, the more common 'terrifying alien monster' type, but their harmless because they can't survive like everyone else. They can't thrive like humans can. It scares the shit out of everyone for a wholeeeeee while, after all, no one ever expected a deathworlder that doesn't die.