Idea From Hourly Diluc On Twitter

the betrayal

OMGHH SOMEONE NEEDS TO LIKE MAKE THIS INTO A FIC. BECAUSE LIKE WHAT IF THERE WAS LIKE AN UPPER ZERO. AND AFTER MUZANS DEATH THEY HID IN SECRET AND WITH THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD THEY OBTAINED THEY CREATED MORE DEMONS??? LIKE A NEW FINAL BATTLE. ONE DAY SANEMI OR GIYUU IS LIKE WALKING IN THE FOREST AND THEY SEE A DEMON YEARS AFTER THE FINAL BATTLE AND THEY REALIZE IT IS NOT OVER. HSJAKAKA AHHHHH BRO I WOULD READ THAT 24/7 AND I KNOW UPPER ZERO SOUNDS STUPID BUT LIKE CAN YOU IMAGINE?? AND THEY CREATE A NEW LINE OF HASHIRAS WITH TANJIRO AND HIS GANG BUT WITH GIYUU AND SANEMI INVOLVED TOO?! JUST HEAR ME OUT!!

FUCK THE PPL WHO LIKE GYUTARO AND HATE DAKI !!!! YALL MUST DIE FR !! GET OFF MY BLOG THEY R MY BABIES I HATE YOUUUU

requesting for kokushibou/upper moon one! reader x diluc. also congrats on 100 followers 🥰🥰

a/n: thank you!

KOKUSHIBOU!READER X DILUC

(CLOSED) 100 FOLLOWER EVENT

some citizens would describe you both as similar in attitude, while that would be the case, they were not entirely right, nor they were entirely wrong. you were exhibiting power and so was he, leaving most Mondstadt citizens in a daze. although, you both don't use this against them, opting for the more humble and steady approach. as well as you two work together in the day, helping DIluc with his work, you two remained powerful even in the night, working your way efficiently through the Darknight's endeavors. you suffered a severe inferiority complex due to reasons you don't disclose, and Diluc tries his best to comfort you. the expectations put on you were enough to send you to the edge, ultimately cutting all ties with your sibling, and that's probably what you two talk about in most serious discussions, if you were comfortable in opening up, and if he was too. the knights fear both of you due to your reserved-- but terrifying demeanor nonetheless, you do not hesitate to spit out words with your tone as cold as ice to those incompetent knights. words of slander coming out of your mouth to Diluc about the knights, and he couldn't help but smirk in amusement, maybe you could say that in front of Kaeya, maybe?

Tartaglia, Eleventh of the Fatui

Humans are weird: Expect the unexpected

( Please come see me on my new patreon and support me for early access to stories and personal story requests :D https://www.patreon.com/NiqhtLord Every bit helps) Alien talk show host: So you doubt my powers?

Human: I do.

Alien Host: You know that the theme of this show is bringing on people such as yourself and proving that I can in fact predict the future.

Human: I have watched your show and I’ve seen how you use your scam to convince people that you can predict the future.

Audience: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Alien Host: If it has been proven right so many times how can you still claim it is a scam?

Human: Because you have never had a human on your show until now to disprove it.

Alien Host: Bold words but we’ll give you a shot.

Alien Host: What have you got in store for me to disprove my abilities?

Human: *reaches into pocket and pulls something out*

Human: I’m going to flip this coin and you will tell me which side it lands on.

Alien Host: That’s it?

Alien Host: That’s your grand plan to disprove my skills?

Human: Half of it.

Human: You find out the other half after I flip the coin.

Alien Host: Ominous; I always liked that about you humans.

Alien Host: Very well, flip that coin and I predict it will be heads!

Human: *Flips coin*

Alien Host: *Watches coin spin upwards*

Human: *Pulls out gun from jacket and pulls the trigger*

*Gunshot goes across the table and hits the alien host in the arm*

*Audience begins screaming as human sets the gun down on the table*

Human: You can all relax, that was the second part of my plan.

Alien Host: WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME!?!?!!?

Human: *Calmly* Why did you not see the bullet coming?

Alien Host: You said you were using the coin toss!!

Human: I said it was the first part and that you’d find out the other half during the flip.

Human: If you can see into the future why did you not dodge the bullet or attempt to stop me from pulling a gun and shooting you?

Alien Host: Who could predict such madness!?!?!?

Human: Exactly.

Human: You can “predict” the future as you call it because you are a master of probability, not a fortune teller.

Human: That’s why you were so confident you could accurately predict how the coin would land and claim you saw it in the future.

Human: But no one could predict a random act of violence without any forewarning signs given.

Alien Host: You did all of this just to prove me wrong!?!

Human: I mean, isn’t that the point of the show?

If a pairing isn’t so rare that I forge it myself what’s even the point.

(I feel like it’s worth mentioning that I introduced demon slayer to three people with this piece.)

kimetsu stamps!