This Is Malewife, Mansplain And Manipulate

Oh to be an archangel in Eden looking upon the shirtless incarnation training in the courtyard

YJH 0th turn: I'm not interested in men. I have a wife. Weve been together for decades. We take care of orphans. All of my companions are alive. We got the endings we wanted and I managed to live a happy and fulfilling life.

YJK 0th turn: But I will jump into the Torment Nexus for an unimaginable amount of time just to get a chance to see you again one more time.

KDJ: what.

YJH 0th turn: what.

started playing the lawyer game

“Joongdok’s so sad” this and “Joongdok’s so sad” that LOOK AT MY BABY 😭

That one conversation on the roof

NGL this post is REALLY making me want to write an Edgeworth pov fic where he does this in his brain about phoenix

they did not appreciate my longsword technique at the job interview

let's see which will be faster, your sword or my tongue

as enamored as I am with yoohankim, my mind keeps drifting to dokja x heewon x hyunsung.

the dynamics being the sword, the shield, and the body they’re protecting