The Addams Family 🤝 Scooby Doo : Being Adapted Into Mean Spirited Versions Of Themselves By Writers

I feel like how every alien species sees the humans in the “humans are spaces orcs” cannon is how we rate Chinese restaurants: 3.5 stars; gets shit done better than everyone else, but a nightmare to work with.

“5 stars: if it wasn’t for Dave, I wouldn’t see my wife again, I’m forever in his debt”

“1 star: the human offered me a ‘Dorito’ and we had to call poison control, I’m still in the hospital”

“5 stars: These little murder monkeys work really hard and all i have to do is feed them high grade nuclear weaponry”

“1 star: every time I learn more on what hell hole my human colleague was born in the more i feel my sanity fade away”

Ladies, Sirs, whatever you may perfer,

May I present to you: The Jedtavius personal space timeline

Normal amount of space between two adversaries/rivals.

2. Normal amount of space between two friends (Octavius still counts as a 'people' to Jed's aversion to contact/personal space)

3. Normal amount of space between two friends (Octavius no longer counts as a 'people' to Jed's aversion to contact/personal space)

4. Your personal space, is my personal space

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

I think Dead by Daylight should add a new killer that is literally just a normal regular gorilla. I think adding a gorilla would be a perfect addition to dbd. You shouldn't even have to hook survivors as the gorilla, its whole thing should be that if the survivors look the gorilla directly in the eye you get to instantly beat the shit out of them until they die

I cannot stress enough that it cannot be a monster gorilla in any way. No understandable dislogue, No like nasty flesh monster bits, its head doesn't split open into a big mouth like a Venus Flytrap, like that's cool but you can save that for the other killers. I need this new killer to be an entirely normal regular gorilla that just kind of showed up one day and doesn't interact with the primary gameplay loop at all

Do you see my vision

Jergal, the scribe of the dead, the archivist—this three fates motherfucker who refuses to elaborate on personal questions but waxes philosophical about your adventure, protects you, ensures your success, brings you back into the fray, puts you back on your feet, helps you mold yourself into whatever you want to be, this strange reverse-psychopomp—is the only god who did not reject Astarion.

Astarion, a finicky undead who went to law school once upon a time who is never seen at camp without a book in his hands. Astarion who passes more perception and insight checks than anyone else in my games. Astarion with his mediocre Charisma stat but higher than average Intelligence stat. Astarion who ONE HUNDRED PERCENT probably put together who Old Man Withers was but just shrugged like "I got other shit going on and I'm not about to kick a skeleton out of the closet."

I want Old Man Withers as Astarion's Grampa Figure. Astarion CALLING Withers an elvish equivalent of "Gramps". (U'osi/U'osu?? That's so cute wtf)

Kris Dreemurr Drama Compilation

Twitter did something fun yesterday

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

He and I go back a long time. (crowley's version || insp.)

Shoutout to everyone who can go do things sometimes but spend the next week recovering.

Shoutout to everyone who looks healthy but isn’t.

Shoutout to everyone who has put up with the “why aren’t you better” b.s.

You’re still here. You’re alive. And I’m proud of you.