I Understand The Historical Reasons Why English Is The Most Common Language

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

#yasmin casually leaning and watching the doctor with the biggest fondest heart eyes #while she rambles awkwardly about getting a flat and a purple sofa #aka the softest gayest shit that i’m 100% here for #yasmin your crush is showing

"Don't yeet where you yote"

Higher, further, faster

Tiddies are great. Water is better

broke: rating people by number (like: “shes a 10”)

WOKE: rating people by song

The real reason 13 is so extra with her sonic screwdriver 

yknow when you wear a big hoodie and let the sleeves fall way past your hands and then you flap your hands…that’s good fun

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