spn fandom: *takes over every textpost ever*
spn fandom: *talks about how much we love satan*
spn fandom: *never shuts up about how beautiful the cast is*
spn fandom: *takes over tumblr at least once a week*
spn fandom: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE US!!1!
Wholesome
When lockdown happened in the UK it happened very suddenly. At the law firm I work at, our office building emptied overnight when everyone was told to work from home. No time to clear our desks, no time to bring office plants home.
Fast forward three and a half months - everyone assumes that their plants are dead.
But then! An email goes round! It’s turns out that one of our security guards is a florist, and -
-the security team has moved EVERY SINGLE PLANT from all 12 FLOORS of our office building into the cafeteria. It’s been turned into a temporary greenhouse. Cacti and succulents and spider plants and terrariums and potted ferns
AND! Each plant has been INDIVIDUALLY LABELLED by hand with post-it notes with name and desk location so the plants can go home after lockdown ends
To give some indication of the scale of the endeavour:
If you zoom into the centre right photo you can see one of our security team happily waving
The plants are being taken care of tenderly. They get sun and water and are spending happy times with other plant friends
Maybe I can make someone smile with this Dancing Kenny.
Aries: I don't know how to play football, but I've got anger issues and want to punch some of you.
Taurus: We're soarin', flyin'. If you thought I was singing high school musical, you were wrong, I'm just high.
Gemini: Just remember that Hamilton was our first president and you'll be fine.
Cancer: *looks up from titration lab* Did you know that Einstein invented blow dryers?
Leo: Burn the capitalists. Fuck it, burn the lowercasists too.
Virgo: *sees a Trump shirt* Ay, no, el gringo!
Libra: *while burning tin foil in AP chem* Drat, foiled again!
Scorpio: One time I ate a bagel.
Sagittarius: Fuck, 3 plus 4 is eight. Fuck, no it's not, it's 6.
Capricorn: "#makeamericagreatagainbecausehillaryisanamazingcandidateandtrumpsux"
"Did you just say hashtag?"
"Hashtag fuck u"
Aquarius: Greetings Fuckers.
Pisces: *gasps in the middle of class* oh god, I'm gay.
broke: rating people by number (like: “shes a 10”)
WOKE: rating people by song
someone: hey can i ask you a personal question?
my oversharing ass already bursting to answer the question: moi?
I mainly reblog shit but i sometimes do memes, art and photoshop 👌
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