FUCK THEIR SO SILLY BILLY

yall, im bored and i found a funny quote.

when life shuts a door...

open it again. its a door. thats how they work

sorry i used my drawing for a lot of em, hope u like!

Movie Tag Game

Rules: Without naming them, post a gif from ten of your favorite films, then tag ten people to do the same! I just got tagged by @sleepytimegrrl so now you lot have to deal with it.

This took me far too long. @chickiboots @cookiemonstor86 @toastedstars @blindpandabear @whats-space @tuibelle @dustandashen @aethersea @missblackmrblue and @tundrakatiebean, good luck to you.

I know the fandom mostly agrees that Jason is that one always unemployed sibling in the family, but let me offer you a slightly enhanced concept - unemployed sibling Jason, who is the busiest sibling in the family.

No one can get hold of him. Like, ever. And it is not like he is lying, he is genuinely always has something else to do! Something random and unexpected, and, honestly, all his family can think is: what the hell?

Bruce, frowning: Remind me again, why the dinner in the circle of the family today doesn't suit your... schedule?

Jason, shrugging: I have a book club evening in the nursing home. We are discussing Margaret Atwood's Penelopiad tonight. Can't miss it. Also, Jennet-

Alfred, confused: Who is Jennet?

Jason: One of the old ladies in the nursing home, duh... Anyway, yeah, Jennet is having a birthday. She would be hella mad if her favourite grandson missed it, you know?

Bruce: ...Jason, you are not her-

Jason: (leaves)

Dick: Hey, wanna join me for tomorrow morning's training?

Jason, sighs: Sounds nice, but I have classes tomorrow.

Dick, confused: Classes? Since when you are enrolled in college?

Jason: Oh, no. I am a substitute teacher in one of the school's around.

Dick: WHAT-

Damian, calling Jason in the middle of the day: Can you pick me up from school? Others are busy, there is an emergency in the town.

Jason: Damn, sorry, kid, but I am not in the country right now. By the way, do you want to talk with your mother?

Damian: ...What that supposed to mean? Where are you?

Jason: I was planning to visit All-Caste, but first decided to meet up with Talia. I am kinda in Egypt right now, anyway.

Damian: ...

Tim, already used to Jason's constant busy status, sighing: I bet you won't agree if I call you on the lunch tomorrow?

Jason: Uh, no. I have plans. But if you tag along with me, we can get lunch together later.

Tim, surprised: ...Okay. What do you have tomorrow? Knitting club? A shift in library?

Jason: Nah, graduation ceremony.

Tim: Right, you are a substitute teacher.

Jason: No, no. My graduation ceremony. I am getting my PHD in literature.

Tim: SINCE FUCKING WHEN-

reading the room

Chikn nugget the dog meets courage pls?

here ya are!

sorry if its lazyl ol, its early

pain

yalls, so i got my rubber bands and braces tightened. WHY DIDNT YALL TELL ME IT WOULD BE LIKE HELL?!?!?!?!?! BRO I CANT FUCKING SLEEP OR EAT OR FOCUS ON ANYTHING OTHER THAN HOW MUCH IT HURTS

hmmm...projecting much jax? especially on the no one likes ya?

Pomni short.

so i accidentally elbowed my brother.

he told me to jump off a cliff. call me crazy but i think i might not be loved :) edit: it took over two hours for my mother to talk to my brother about it :')

hi!!! i made that tom and jerry post!!! just so you know it was 100% satire, making fun of people that unironically send that type of message about other shows, like, saying that any show that depicts anything other than total peace and pacifism is problematic somehow!!

like i once actually got a message saying ben 10 on cartoon network is problematic because it depicts a 10 year old in life threatening situations and i was like....... its a cartoon lmao???? what?????

so i chose tom and jerry because its literally just a silly fun show to show how absurd they sound <3 i actually love tom and jerry

just making sure you knew in case people start being nasty to you in the replies, some people are just waiting for an opportunity to be rude for no reason yknow

OMG IM SO SORRY, I 100 PERCENT THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING SERIOUS, IM SO SORRY MATE! i didnt mean to react so harshly but i kinda do that sometimes! sorry again, none of that shit i said was directed towards u, its towards the people who think that kinda stuff, trust me!

Azure for this person @horrortalecomic

tangirine and the yellow one for these people

@a-chronic-overthinker @tiredhazbinfan @iamblue15

:)

which mutual am i? ask game