I Was At The Zoo The Other Day And There Was This Fucking Goose Trying To Act LikE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

“No, the rocks aren’t shaped like sheep! The sheep are all shaped like rocks!”

I wonder what’s going to happen next. 

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

The goblin offers you a truce. He has seen that you are just as pathetic as he is and wants to be friends.

The DM after three turns of a Fighter and Goblin attacking and missing for three turns. (via outofcontextdnd)

Uplifting, don't you think?

These Indian Muslim schoolgirls, all aged between 10 and 16 years old, are performing Vovinam, a Vietnamese martial art, at the Saint Maaz High School in Hyderabad. Encouraged by their parents and school officials, they are learning the art of self defense on a weekly basis.

“Your character died in a closet. I don’t know what that says about your sexuality, but… you died in the closet.”

(via outofcontextdnd)

Yes. 

if colleges really want to prepare high school students for today’s job market then they should only accept students who “ at least 2-3 years college experiance”.

Heavens yes, give me a Bonk.

Biologically Delicious

Terrible history, but history nevertheless.

There has NEVER been a point in US history where not ONE of the living, former Presidents did NOT support the candidate of their party. ALL the current, living former presidents and the incumbent do NOT support Trump.