I Can't Fight Political Corruption With My Fists!

Is being wearing skin an option?

Wear the clothes that define YOU.

The Half-Element Series I wrote this back in March of 2015. Perhaps I’ll complete the Periodic Table of Half-Elements one day.

Just hope it doesn't come back to inact revenge on you killing it over and over again.

On staying on topic

Don’t think about the petunias.

>ides of march 44 bce >be julius caesar >be going to the senate >remember some homeless soothsayer guy told me not to >eh.fresco >show up at the senate >this asshole cimber tries to get my attention >wont shut up about recalling his dumb brother from exile >tell him to fuck off for now >cimber grabs my toga and pulls me down >tell him what the fuck, this is violence >this other asshole casca stabs me >jupiter fuck that hurts >now everyone starts stabbing me >why >see my buddy brutus in the crowd and try to call out to him >he comes over and stabs me too >betrayal.fresco >ask him what the fuck >he says “i’m sorry caesar. it’s not that i loved you less, but that i loved updog more” >wat >ask him “brutus, what is updog?” >all of the assassins burst into laughter >just got murdered by my best friend and also fell for his terrible joke >should’ve listened to that soothsayer >mfw

Queer history is but a grain of sand in time’s eternal desert.

Did you know? Lesbians and male homosexuals would marry each other in Nazi Germany just to escape persecution? Queer history tho like I honestly am learning things everyday that shape my knowledge of what it means to be LGBT? Like did you know Malcolm X was bisexual? Did you know the Nazis persecuting homosexuals said they were protecting “traditional family values,” the same arguments used today by Republicans? Washington in the 1780s expelled several soldiers for engaging in consensual same-sex acts? FDR launched a plan in the 1920s where he forced young sailors to try and trap other sailors into sex? I think schools need to stop erasing queer history from social studies and queer literature from English classes. And also start teaching children to respect gay people at a young age, like grade five. That’s the only way I can see any change coming about…

Terrible history, but history nevertheless.

There has NEVER been a point in US history where not ONE of the living, former Presidents did NOT support the candidate of their party. ALL the current, living former presidents and the incumbent do NOT support Trump. 

The adventures of Guude and Etho’s clothes.

Gamification is a thing. 

I watch too much Extra Credits. 

If jobs incorporated leveling and XP for completing tasks, productivity would skyrocket.

Yay positivity!

Everything’s comin’ up FUNYUNS!!!

Okay, but why is he half nude. 

100 Years of Beauty Men: India [x]