Get Spooked. 

Buying a Gun

One day you’ll find yourself buying a gun. Or maybe not. I haven’t bought a gun, but I have bought a vacuum cleaner, and despite not enjoying vacuuming, I made a mess just to try it out. Don’t make a mess to try out a gun.

Never worry about Dennys.  Dennys always finds a way. 

I am legitimately concerned for whoever runs this blog

you need not be concerned…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… we’re fine…….. really.

True story, Lego coloured their minifigures yellow, so that the gender of the minifigures could be practically anything you wanted. Almost as if Legos where a completely different race. 

hey @ white people stop drawing giving Asian characters super yellow skin get outta here with ur racist elmer’s glue lookin ass

“No, the rocks aren’t shaped like sheep! The sheep are all shaped like rocks!”

hon hon hon oui oui baguette 

(please don’t hurt me)

“As we come marching, marching, unnumbered women dead Go crying through our singing their ancient song of bread. Small art and love and beauty their drudging spirits knew. Yes, it is bread we fight for — but we fight for roses, too!

As we come marching, marching, we bring the greater days. The rising of the women means the rising of the race. No more the drudge and idler — ten that toil where one reposes, But a sharing of life’s glories: Bread and roses! Bread and roses!”

– Bread and Roses, 1911

“Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” 

are cafeterias a real thing like do those actually exist in america you just line up and get given gross food and then eat in the same room as your entire school??? if that happened at my school there’d be a riot imagine how loud that would be are cafeterias a myth

What did he see?

Knowing Something

One day you’ll find yourself knowing something. Good for you, but that’s no reason to stop listening. If the more you know, the less you listen, then the quicker you’ll return to knowing nothing.