You Pet The Horse And It Meows

Yeah, grow up dude.

"Boo hoo, you're only upset because you have malaria and I locked you in a hundred degree room with a rhino.

- Our GM

END OF SUMMER SAUSAGE SALE! Wait, not ‘summer sausage’ just ‘sausage’. Like, it is the end of Summer and there is a sale on sausage. But really there is no sale. This is just a weird gif with an awkward caption. C’mon people.

It’s a lose-lose proposition. Bonus Panel Instagram

It's the simple things in life.

when ur severely mentally ill its silly what things can actually save ur life, for example i was genuinely suicidal all morning and i felt like i was floating pleasurelessly through life without any fulfillment and then i made a really good sandwich and i was like, right, sandwiches. and now im alright 

What did he see?

Biologically Delicious

You should've made it be gas powered.

“Aww, my wood didn’t work…”

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.