Mission: Failed.... Succesfully?

I LOVE YOUR BLUE LOCK SMAUS!!!!! THEY ARE SO FUNNY AND AMAZING!!!! Pls pls make more 😭❤️❤️

awww thanks! like i said before, i wanna make more just my mind is so blank 😣

BLLK BOYS AND THE "GIVE A BITCH SOME HEAD OR SUM' TREND" P2!!

✮⋆˙ | featuring: eita otoya, tabito karasu, sae itoshi, shidou ryusei, oliver aiku.

✮⋆˙ | cw: suggestive/crack themes! fem!reader. no proof read... the usual. tags: @pinkymangacaps you pretty person want part one? -> here ya go, babycakes!

Eita Otoya! (hate this man whore sm but also love him idk)

You and him are in his room, scrolling through your phones. Soon enough, you get bored, looking over at your man who was currently vaping. (flavoured usb stick. come for me idc sighhh)

You've noticed the trend is currently viral and spiraling around, seeing multiple videos forming on your fyp! Soooo... why not try it on your personal man-whore boyfriend? You begin recording, the sound playing and the fucker turns to look at you almost immediately. A goofy, lopsided smile on his face, "Right nowww?" "..." You give him a concerned look. How did he react so fast... like he was prepared.

"What? Don't look so worried, princess! You're the one who instigated this!"

"Instigated? What a big word. Surprised you know it." He frowns at words, "You're not getting any head now." You shrug, "Neither are you I guess!" The pure worry and sadness on his face as soon as you said that was to die for.

︵‿୨♡୧‿︵ Tabito Karasu!

His head was resting his head on his thighs. He was in the middle of texting in his little group chat with "the boys"... so corny, but considering he asked to come over to your place cuz he missed you, he isn't showing the "missing" part much. He hasn't paid much attention to you ever since one of his friends sent a text to the group chat and now you were getting bored.

Why not try out this new trend out? Then tease him about it after!

Clicking on the sound and then pressing the record button. You had to record twice because the sound kept finishing before he even got the chance to notice. He was obviously too zoned out with texting to notice, but when he does. He stops mid-typing and then looks up at you, a shit-eating grin on his face. "That what you want right now? I'm down."

"Aren't you busy texting?" You sigh, giving him a faux dirty look, "Seems like you were too occupied with your friends rather than spending time with your girlfriend, who you called to miss, by the way, but as soon as head is mentioned, you pay attention to her?"

He simply shrugs, "Eh, payin' attention to you now, aren't I? Lemme make it up to you then if you're upset 'bout it?"

"No-can-do, bird man. You were busy before texting your mates, ignoring your girlfriend, who says now that head is in the game, that you get to spend time with her?"

"Sooo... you're rejecting have your pussy ate?"

"If the boot fits." He raises an eyebrow and snickers, "Don't know how this is a punishment for me. Seems more like a punishment for you, but aight." he teases, going straight back to texting.

What a prick.

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Sae Itoshi

You and him actually had a slight quarrel. For the stupidiest reason really, you guys were literally debating on whether a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable. He kept saying it was a vegetable, and you kept saying it was a fruit. You told him to search it up and turns out, you were correct. He was pissed off about it and you tell him, 'I told you so!', just pissed him off further. So now, the pink-haired man was having a mini hissy fit and ignoring you. You tried to talk to him numerous of times, but he wouldn't budge, and you were getting bored, so you decided to try this new trend out that kept smothering your fyp! You hit record, letting the sound play in the once quiet room. He got caught so off-guard that he forgot he was meant to be ignoring you. He turns to look at you, a dirty look on his face before he speaks up, "I'm mad at you and this is your way of cheering me up?" "Who said I was tryna cheer you up? This is a demand, by the way." "You can't demand for shit. Fuck off."

"Missing out, I guess."

An awkward five minutes later and he doesn't even say anything before he's sat on his knees in front of you, peeling your thighs apart. You smirk down at him, "Change your mind, Mr. Itoshi?"

"Do you ever shut up?"

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Shidou Ryusei! (the bro who claims they aren't gay)

KASPLOOOOOOOSHHHH! Man, you were just bored and wanted play around with your horny ass boyfriend. The two of you were scrolling mindlessly on your phones. He would occasionally show you a meme or two that would cause you both to giggle for a while, but that was it. You got three videos of the same trend in a row, so you took it as a sign, playing the sound and waiting for him to notice. He did, quite quickly, actually. He gives you that notorious smirk, "Shit, baby. Thought you were never gonna do the trend, but ey, guess it's my lucky day huh." His eyes are glimmering in excitement... too much of it actually and you just side eye him. Yeah, you regret doing this trend now. Why is he so excited? His smirk grows, "Don' look at me like thatttt! You're the one who wanted this. Just playin' by your script, ya' know? Nowww... about that head?" he mocks while wiggling his eyebrows at you.

"Don't want it anymore. I rebuke you, you horny ass demon."

"Awww, c'moooonnnn..."

"Fuck no."

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Oliver Aiku! (love hate this slut too..)

The trend was all ovvvver your fyp while you were just peacefully scrolling through at three am and it actually made you miss your slutty man bitch boyfriend and also made you very desperate to try the trend out on him, so you invited him over. Now, you guys were in your room, and you thought this was the perfect time to try the trend out! The suddenness of the sound playing from your phone causes him to look away from his phone and right at you. "Yeah? Could've just asked me instead, but eh, still understood in the end. Spread your legs then."

"If I don't?" You taunt him. He raises an eyebrow and gives you a smug smile, "Ahh, but you will. C'mon now, princess."

You must be stupid to deny head, so you oblige.

Decided not to do Kaiser. I don't know much about him. I hate him. I just know it. When I read that damn manga, I know ima hate his stupid ass.

simon is genuinely so obsessed with how dumb you get over his cock. whether you're being drilled by it, having it in your hand, sucking it, hell even by looking at it has you all shy.

don't get him wrong. it's cute and everything, but when he's having to fuck you with his hand over your mouth to keep you quiet, while fucking you in a supply closet literally twenty minutes before a meeting. it gets kinda annoying, not that he is complaining. well, he is, but it's worth it in the end when he sees your dumb, cock-drunk face.

his dick pounds in and out of your warm, wet cunt, it pushing him away before dragging him back in for all his worth. it drives him insane. he barely has to do much. your cunt is so greedy it just sucks his cock in and then spits him back out.

one of your legs around his waist while his fingers are pushed deep down your throat to shut you up. you're too dumb to even think right now – spit slobbering all over his thick digits. he doesn't mind it though. he finds it verrryyy cute and verrryyy arousing.

"shhh, doll, wouldn't want the others to hear us, hm? what would they think if they say their lieutenant fuckin' his co-worker like this, hm?"

he smirks. he knows damn well what he said went in your ear and came right out of the other. he knows you can't process anything right now but pleasure.

your cunt clamps down onto him, "c-cumming! shitshitshit!"

though it was all muffled with his fingers in your mouth. he could tell what was about to happen anyway.

the way your eyes roll back and your cunt began to flutter around him while more of your delicious juices leak onto his cock, even more than before. yeah, he joined you soon after. his cock spurting warm cum deep into your quivering pussy before he pulls out of you with a groan.

five more minutes.

well shit, you're going to be late to that meeting. i guess it was worth it for a quickie though...

PLS FEED US ANGST WITH BLUELOCK BOYS, Lowkey wanted bad ending😋

GIRL GO CHECK OUT THE RECENT POST FRFR

The blue lock boys asking you randomly on a date!

✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rensuke kunigami.

✮⋆˙ | cw: fluff! aged!up blue lock. crack in some parts. fem!reader. nothing else!

ꨄ︎ | isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri.

ꨄ︎ | reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rensuke kunigami.

if you're thinking of making another part of 'THAT GIRL IS POISON!!!', I'd really appreciate if it was EJ. it'd be interesting since he's a demon too (I think, I'm not well versed with their backstories actually...) but it's all on you, I know writing can be tough sometimes and it's okay to take breaks. I want you to always remember that the world won't stop spinning if you take a day or two off. - Anon <3

hey!! im planning on making two more parts actually! one with ben and ej. ben being first but ej is definitely gonna be in one of the parts! i have a few ideas in mind already for him!! 😼😼

also dw ive been in the fandom for eight years and bruh... i have read NONE of their backstories... but i need to! 😭🙏🏾

but yeah, nonnie... part three will be coming if you're a fan of ben!! :3

You getting turned on by the bllk boys after they played in a match!

✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi.

✮⋆˙ | cw: hella suggestive/crack content! aged!up blue lock. afab!reader, mentions of a vibrator like... once, nothing else!

ꨄ︎ | isagi yoichi!

ꨄ︎ | meguru bachira!

ꨄ︎ | hyoma chigiri!

ꨄ︎ | reo mikage!

ꨄ︎ | nagi seishiro!

ꨄ︎ | rin itoshi!

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and my mental health is so bum bum rn, so im gonna try and post as much as humanly possible 😭