I Love That Reid Is Catnip For Hookers Specifically 😭

I do not have anything else to say right now

me @ spencer reid⭒*ೃ༄

S4 ending got me like

Metatron: Almighty, it’s done.

God *hungover*: Wait, what’s done?

Metatron: I told Aziraphale ‘fuck Crowley’. So he did.

God *groans*: You weren’t actually meant to tell him… ah never mind, at least they finally did it. Six thousand years is way too fucking long. Satan said it’s gonna take them at least ten thousand, so I won. Again. Fucking brilliant. I’m gonna call him. Tell Aziraphale I can marry them when they’re free.

Metatron: ……. M-marry them?

God: ???

Metatron: ???

God: Metatron?

Metatron *sweating*: Yes?

God: I feel like your fuck is different to my fuck.

REAL !!!!!!!

she carried the whole team, literally

sometimes i’m like ‘fanfiction can’t shock me anymore i’m numb to it’ then i find this shit

i need to tongue him down i mean WHAAAT who said that??? i mean i need to thrust into him i mean WHAT!!!

Spencer: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.

MY WIFE 💍 and i mean it wholeheartedly