I Think He Knows

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Person A: It’s unhealthy to eat after 7 pm.

Person B, eating cake at 3 am: Well, fortunately time is an illusion.

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Agatha asking all the questions I have been asking since Age of Ultron.

the realest crossover would be john mulaney, the b99 main cast, AND the fab five all in one show

Cliche but still valid Villain x Hero trope:

Villain and Hero going round after round until Hero finally slips up and Villain gets the upper hand, pinning them hard against the wall. Hero’s panting, bruised and bloody, eyes narrowed and defiant, daring Villain to do their worst. And Villain can’t help but give in to impulse and kiss them. 

Bonus: Hero freezes up, completely shocked, and does nothing to stop them.

Bonus bonus: Hero freezes for just a moment and then melts, kissing back.

Bonus bonus bonus: Hero kisses back with purpose and then uses the distraction as a chance to finally stun and capture Villain.

Im done

Reasons why George Blagden’s ‘Drink With Me’ video is heartbreaking

It’s Grantaire’s solo that didn’t make it to the final cut of the 2012 movie. And George sang it completely in character. It was calm and peaceful, but with undertones of fear and sadness.

It’s June 5th (or 6th in the east), the anniversary of the Paris Uprising of 1832, which the Les Amis de l'ABC could’ve been part of have they actually existed 184 years ago. GEORGE POSTED IT AT 1 A.M. A VERY APPROPRIATE TIME, PROBABLY THE TIME THE AMIS STARTED SINGING ‘DRINK WITH ME’.

George took the video at the intersection of Rue Rambuteau and Rue Mondétour, THE SITE OF THE BARRICADE. THE SITE WHERE THE LES AMIS DE L'ABC SUPPOSEDLY FELL. Let that sink in for a moment. 

For the reason above, “will the world remember you when you fall?” is very painful because the June Rebellion of 1832 is a very obscure piece of French history, and it is Hugo’s ‘Les Misérables’ that gave this event widespread renown, as Hugo himself witnessed the battles at the barricades. (Side note: Do you know why they call it ‘Rebellion’? It’s because it failed. The republicans lost. If they didn’t, it would probably be called 'Revolution’.)

Happy(???) Barricade Day, indeed. RIP, the fallen republicans of the 1832 Paris Uprising

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

tom holland is the embodiment of “in my defense i was left unsupervised”

a list of absolutely wild shit thats happened in 2020 so far that’ll go down in history (in no particular order):

• australian bush fires.

• coronavirus global outbreak.

• harry and meghan leaving the royal family.

• murder hornets.

• renowned guitarist eddie van halen’s death.

• trump, melania, boris johnson and multiple other public figures getting coronavirus.

• the uk finally leaving the eu.

• donald trump being impeached.

• murder hornets.

• teenage singer billie eilish sweeping the 2020 grammys, one of the youngest to do so.

• legendary basketballer, kobe bryant’s death.

• murder of iranian general, qassem soleimani due to a drone strike ordered by donald trump, which led to fears of ww3 breaking out.

• harvey weinstein’s guilty verdict.

• elon musk and grimes name their son X AE A-12.

• poland accidentally invaded the czech republic.

• parasite, directed by bong joon ho, sweeped the oscars. the first non-english speaking film to do so.

• black lives matter protests sweeped the world, after the deaths of george floyd and breonna taylor.

• kim jong un death rumours.

• the twitter accounts of multiple prominent public figures were hacked, including kanye west, joe biden, elon musk and bill gates, as a part of a bitcoin scam.

• historic civil rights figure john lewis’s death.

• the massive explosion in lebanon’s capital of beirut that killed at least 190 people and injured thousands of others.

• inspirational actor chadwick boseman’s death.

• california’s deadly wildfires.

• a coronavirus recession similar to the great depression.

• famous actress naya rivera’s death.

• iconic supreme court justice ruth bader ginsburg’s death.

• trump suggesting ‘injecting bleach’ as a coronavirus cure.

• nigeria’s sars riots.

• riots in delhi over citizenship amendment act.

• putin allegedly resigning.

• fan favourite ship destiel being confirmed.

and 2020 is still not finished! 😭