Kai Parker Culture

kai parker culture

for some reason,there are legitimately zero posts on how to honour THE kai parker-one of the greatest villains of tvdu so-

-wear frick tons of silver rings(keyword-silver) -if you wear flannel shirts, wear them like jackets over t-shirts -smirk a lot, especially if you’re in a situation where you could end up dead. -cause as much chaos as you can, push that douchebag who catcalled a random girl on the road and run away yelling ‘drink acid,motherfuckers’, dox the girl who fat-shamed the loner kid, bring a collective of possums to your school and let them roam free. c h a o s i s k e y. - l o w k e y flirt with everyone and anyone except your crush -when talking to your actual crush,say the stupidest shit like ‘you have very nice palms.’ -like who you are,because isn’t that what matters at the end of the day? -wear all colours but in their darkest shades except green, no green. -if you aren’t someone who wants to ruin people’s lives, there’s other ways of being chaotic too- kick doors close, wear clothes you torn a teensy bit yourself, swear f r e e l y. -be ambitious. -tucks your pants into your boots or cuff them. -if your outfit features hardware,it should be silver. -have cocky bastard energy. -listen to grunge music. -mountain dew -strut around. -be confident in who you are. -walk around at three am and if you’re a girl and this is an unachievable dream(i feel you,sometimes I just wanna roam around at four but ITS FUCKING UNSAFE FUCK THIS WORLD) just like,eat ramen at four and cry. -thirst comment. -not a part but you’re probably bisexual. -if you believe he wasn’t bisexual,your bifi is off,sister.

feel free to add more actually i’m threatening you ADD SOME MORE OR ELSE