“Those Poor Boys”

have decided to sell out my dreams!

for the bargain price $4.20 you can purchase the Clown Dream I had last night!

"The world had to move around Techno. He was the immovable object."

-Wilbur Soot

💖⭐️💖⭐️🐱🐈✨💫🌟😺⭐️💖⭐️💖

Protection spell for your feline friends! Like to charge, reblog to cast.

⭐️ Let’s protect all the kitties! ⭐️

Guys! I found my true sexuality and would love to share...Dylan O’Brien with a weapon

This man is the real MVP.

jesus was a he/him lesbian

One thing i like about this site is that you can literally just combine words and then put them out for anyone to see

a list of absolutely wild shit thats happened in 2020 so far that’ll go down in history (in no particular order):

• australian bush fires.

• coronavirus global outbreak.

• harry and meghan leaving the royal family.

• murder hornets.

• renowned guitarist eddie van halen’s death.

• trump, melania, boris johnson and multiple other public figures getting coronavirus.

• the uk finally leaving the eu.

• donald trump being impeached.

• murder hornets.

• teenage singer billie eilish sweeping the 2020 grammys, one of the youngest to do so.

• legendary basketballer, kobe bryant’s death.

• murder of iranian general, qassem soleimani due to a drone strike ordered by donald trump, which led to fears of ww3 breaking out.

• harvey weinstein’s guilty verdict.

• elon musk and grimes name their son X AE A-12.

• poland accidentally invaded the czech republic.

• parasite, directed by bong joon ho, sweeped the oscars. the first non-english speaking film to do so.

• black lives matter protests sweeped the world, after the deaths of george floyd and breonna taylor.

• kim jong un death rumours.

• the twitter accounts of multiple prominent public figures were hacked, including kanye west, joe biden, elon musk and bill gates, as a part of a bitcoin scam.

• historic civil rights figure john lewis’s death.

• the massive explosion in lebanon’s capital of beirut that killed at least 190 people and injured thousands of others.

• inspirational actor chadwick boseman’s death.

• california’s deadly wildfires.

• a coronavirus recession similar to the great depression.

• famous actress naya rivera’s death.

• iconic supreme court justice ruth bader ginsburg’s death.

• trump suggesting ‘injecting bleach’ as a coronavirus cure.

• nigeria’s sars riots.

• riots in delhi over citizenship amendment act.

• putin allegedly resigning.

• fan favourite ship destiel being confirmed.

and 2020 is still not finished! 😭

HELP PLEASE

HOW DO I START A RANDOM ONLINE CONVO WITH A DUDE I CONSTANTLY MAKE FUN OF BECAUSE HE’S ALSO A DICK TO ME BUT WE AREN’T LIKE...close. HOW DO I TALK TO PEOPLE?

The only comic appropriate for today.

scott: did you steal money from isaac?

y/n:

y/n: yeah

scott: HE'S AN ORPHAN!?

y/n: okay? good for him...or sorry that happened. I dont discriminate who I do crimes to.