One Of My Favorite Weird History Moments Has Got To Be When American Agents Tasked With Nixon’s Security

Tony: hey, kiddo, how’ve you been? How’s school?

Peter, a struggling™️ teen: I am a festive piñata and God is a thirteen year old boy whose parents just announced their divorce.

Tony:

Loki walks in the room: same

Today is Holocaust Memorial Day and being Jewish is a blessing and I'm proud. But it's also terrifying. I have a Star of David tattoo on my wrist and I feel like I have to cover it up. Sadly, I can cover my wrist and no one will know, but a person of color isn't so lucky. Racists and prejudice people need to be punished!

There’s nothing I can do.

something that i will always remember of technoblade is how he was kind just for the sake of it.

i will remember him claiming the monopoly sound was too loud for him to hear wilbur when he spoke of techno staying up all night to comfort him when he was sick. i will remember him taking the time to add watermarks for his artists when they themselves forgot. i will remember niki and sophie saying how he always somehow made sure they never felt excluded or neglected and how he would hate it, it would embarrass him when they spoke of his kindness publicly. i will remember him personally dming ponk to thank them for sending a 45-minute video of someone feeding hotdogs to raccoons in chat and timestamping his favorite part. i will remember his love for the people who created for him, how he would keep his mentions on for everyone before his fanart tag was formed and would just scroll and scroll to make sure not to miss any art someone made for him. i will remember half his friends and peers having some kind of a story of him reaching out to them during tough days, reassuring them, believing in them, making them feel loved.

i will remember him in every act of kindness i receive and i will remember him during times in my life when i will need to remind myself to be kind despite it all.

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

Changbin: Truth or dare?

Chan: Truth.

Changbin: How many hours have you slept this week?

Chan: Dare.

Changbin: Go to sleep.

Chan: I don't like this game.

PREACH

no offence

but girls need to stop putting other girls down, what we need to be doing is supporting and loving each other

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

Oh, to have a homoerotic enemy who becomes so obsessed with destroying you that both of your lives intertwine together so deeply that you are inseparable, like two super nova stars circling each other until one day you inevitably crash and cause the destruction of both of you and the entire universe in the process

I GOT A FRICKEN CONCUSSION

Happiness Will Come To You.