Not Killing Myself Is A Personal Achievement But You Cant Really Brag About That At Dinner Parties

Losing weight you gained back is so fucking painful

Ok hear me out....Billy Loomis is one of the finest looking killers I ever did see in a horror movie.

Another fine ass killer was Mark Wahlberg's character in Fear, David McCall

If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.

I wanna stress starve instead of stress eat

PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THE METABOLISM OF A TEENAGE GAMER BOY WHO EATS FIVE PIZZAS AND LOOSES TEN POUNDS

More Afro punk 🖤

So I don’t understand

He was sent to fix me??????????????????

Like in the most amazing way possible 

But still ??????????????

Why though??????

I have too many questions…

“It’s all in your head” yeah that’s kind of the entire problem innit

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