If Mini Bowser Escapes Peach’s Castle And Ends Up In Brooklyn…. And Becomes Luigi’s Pet Turtle 🐢

Will: Hannibal got wine drunk last night and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “Good luck trying to return me without the receipt.”

If these don’t look purely gray to you then you’ve been living a lie.

Calibrate your screen now

FUCK capitalism we BREAK TREES with our FISTS and TRADE THEM like MEN

he’s not very good w/ words..

Beach girl and friends

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who else is in the mood to walk barefoot over the moors in a blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish in ur soul and wet leaves in ur hair while the wind blows moodily and dramatically?

reblog ifyou love her and she makes you smile the coelacanth

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨