Colress: You Two Don’t Do Anything Right, Do You?

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

A short silly comic that’s been sitting in my drafts since mermay 2021

finally finished 🥳🎉 happy last day of mermay!

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

I would argue that being able to fly would make that purple llama pretty talented

gummy lamas

Brock is one of the few and perfect examples of an actual gentlemen like yeah he’d hit on literally every girl he’d meet but would also only shower them with affection and compliments. He never falls into the tired “token pervert/borderline sexual assaulter” anime trope and despite being hella flirty, treats the women he’s interested with nothing but respect and compassion.

Truly the only straight anime boy ill ever stan

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

Tumblr post: hey this is a point I want to make

A response: ok but I really I want to make the exact opposite point about this and I’m gonna do it on your post instead of making my own

I have ADHD and INTERNET ACCESS why would I fuckin REMEMBER things

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.