The Transplant Was A Success!

The way in the last half a second it starts walking and you can hear his scream really ties this video together

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

haha being nonbinary isnt a contagious disease silly haha anyway come closer

it's so stupid, adhd is a dozen vaguely related neuroses in a trench coat, including such popular hits as

Can't Fucking Sleep Disorder

Can't Fucking Wake Up Disorder

What Is A Focus

Oops I Did It* Again (*Spent Thirteen Hours On Youtube And Forgot To Eat Or Drink)

The World Is Too Noise Today

All My Friends Hate Me (I Deduced This From A Three Word Text)

I Forgot About [thing] Literally As Soon As I Turned Around

...and they decided to call it Trouble Sitting Still Disorder?????

Enviromental storytelling

only the mcelroys know the true real gamer pain of picking up a cool little object in-game and carrying it around with you bc you don't actually give a shit about the plot and creating an elaborate backstory for your new little manufactured friend and then eventually flinging it to god knows where and losing it irretrievably and despite massive rescue efforts having to actually move on and play the shitty game about killing as you mourn for your fallen war buddy chodezilla mac the weird tree-lookin decoration

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

running away again

apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something”