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So who's trying to write these Klaus x Jesper fanfics for me? I'm thinking maybe a professor sleeping with student au🤔 or and some I slept with my dad's business associate au. Here's a list for those who wanna make me some, I'm trying to get into the christmas spirit😏

Jesper covered in nothing but a Christmas ribbons, surprise Klaus on anniversary

Jesper wearing Klaus's winter coat and nothing else

Margu thinks Jesper and Klaus are married, and starts to worry when she doesn't see them kiss like her Papa does with Mama. Both try to convince her they're not, but end up trying to please her so she won't cry

Lesbian bestie Alva spends whole night trying to get Jesper to talk to the Bear across the bar, Jesper says no but, Klaus has been staring all night when he's not looking

Jesper dad cuts him off and with no money he finds help in Klaus and they start falling in love... possible slow burn. Or for you naughty ones Jesper has to do sexual favors in order to stay in his high end apartment , Klaus is the land lord.

Jesper with no money again, makes the wrong choices and borrows money from Loan Shark Klaus

Jesper dad runs out of money ends up selling Jesper to Mob boss Klaus

Jesper becomes an assistant to the CEO of a big toy company, how was he supposed to know his new boss was the guy he slept with last night.

Jesper gets on the naughty list and gets more more than a lump of coal in his stocking. No his stocking stuffer is 10 long inches of hard wood😏

Jesper is trying to ride Klaus like a reindeer all night long.

Jesper takes his cousin Margu to see mall Santa and promised a picture for her parents. Margu gets to shy and says she'll only go if she's see Jesper on Santa's lap first to make sure it's safe.

Jesper grudgingly agrees but, when did mall Santa's become kinda hot? and how is he supposed to keep calm with this mans thick hand on his waist hovering over his butt, and his deep voice growling in his ear. Oh geez the mall is no place to get a boner especially in front of all these kids... wait did he just squeeze my ass? And why did slip in my pocket?

Jesus christ what is wrong with me🤣🤣🤣

I practically wrote that last one so someone please put it together

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Spider mom Au Headcanon

Even though Big Mama did my man dirty and used Master Splinter for her own gain, I can't help but wonder what life would be like if she had said yes to his proposal. Imma calls it "SpiderMom" Au.

Picture it, Lou Jitsu proposes, and Big Mama confesses that before she can give him an answer, he has to know the truth. She then reveals herself to be a Spider Yokai and a crime lord and asks him if he still loves her? Even when in her Yokai form. She had seen the previous girls he had been with, why would he again choose her to marry?  

This gonna be a little longer than usual, so bear with me.

Lou Jitsu, at this point, is too far gone to even think about letting Big Mama go. He's shocked at first, but once he looked into those eight beautiful eyes that this was still the woman he loved. No matter what she forms she took, she was still is his sassy sugar badger. Besides the whole crime boss thing, it was a minor inconvenience. Lol

With no further hesitation, Lou Jitsu stands by his proposal. 

Big Mama agrees, but before the can get hitched, Lou Jitsu has to prove his worth to not only hear but to the Yokai community and her associates. These lead to Lou Jitsu's fighting and winning at the battle Nexus to prove himself. Kinda like how animals in the wild have mating dances or fight challengers as a show of dominance and that they are the best choice. 

Lou Jitsu wins, and he and Big Mama are happily married a couple of years passed. And while Lou does remain champion after suffering nasty injuries after a particularly lousy fight. He and Big Mama agreed that he should retire early with zero loses; by then, Draxum had already seen Lou Jitsu fight and is still moving along with his mutation plan.  

Draxum doesn't know that Lou and Big Mama are married at this point and believed that Big Mama was hogging Lou Jitsu for herself and would only make him fight once a year to draw in a bigger crowd. Lou Jitsu only fights once a year as a part- one wedding anniversary gift. It's only after the fight that when Lou Jitsu is getting his minor cuts and scrapes healed up before he and Big Mama continue, they're planned anniversary that Hugin and Munin strike. 

Rather than willing going with them, as shown in the episode Goyles, Goyles, Goyles. Hugin and Munin manage to chloroformed him with some of the healing potions in the room. 

It's at this point that when Lou reawakens in Draxum's lab, Draxum does his usual villain monologue, and Lou explains that he's doesn't have time for crazy fans, and he doesn't plan to be late for his anniversary dinner. Lou Jitsu was used to be occasionally kidnapped or threatened by rivals or business associates of Big Mama. 

These yokai's soon learned not to mess with Big Mama's business, let alone her hubby. Insults were hurled, punches were thrown, the mutations happen, and the lab was destroyed. Lou manages to make his way out of the fire and rubble with four baby turtles clutched in his arms. But rather than retreat to the sewers to Lou immediately makes his way to the Battle Nexus outpost to flag done a ride back to the hotel. 

He and Big Mama had never thoroughly discussed the idea of children, but I guess there was no backing out now. Lou quickly made his way to the hotel and was immediately tended to by the onsite healers. Big Mama had been getting ready for the anniversary dinner all morning. She now has to process the fact that her husband appears to be turning into a rat. A group of her bellhops was trying to calm four baby turtles.

Once Lou finishes his tale of events, Big Mama is furious and immediately wants to put a hit on Draxum's head. With the mutation continuing with no way of reversing it, Lou convinces her it would be better than Draxum believe that both he and the turtles are dead from the fire. Draxum was very reclusive, and he didn't run deeply in the same circles as Big Mama so the wouldn't have to worry about word getting out. Most yokai were smart enough to not spread Big Mama's business around. 

Big mama wasn't exactly sold on having not one but four children, but once the little box turtle looked up her with the sweetest look and chirped at her. She swore from then no harm would come to them. These were now her turtles-boos while she was certainly not the most maternal. Isn't that becoming a parent was about learning along the way? And the kids were a part of her husband, and she still loved him dearly they would get through this together.

She did, however, refuse to name the green 1-4. She drew the line at that. While she would miss her husband's tall stature and tan skin, she'd be lying if she said she wasn't enjoying how fluffy he and small he was. Gray was definitely his color, she had her servants set up a nursery near her rooms and knew that this was definitely going to be interesting.

The boys are then raised mostly in the Nexus Hotel topside, not wanting to catch the eye of Draxum; the boys were only allowed outside the hotel into the hidden city with at least 12 guards. The boys are given private tutors, of course, and due to Raph's "sharp" physique all his clothes, his clothes had to be enchanted but would still end up ripping. Donnie, of course, chews through tutors like packs of gum. And Big Mama loved to indulge all of her baby's talents. 

She especially loved to brag how brilliant her children were to anyone who would listen.

"oh your 21yr son finished college how cute, my Donnie kins just finished building his second AI system, it's what all the 12yr olds are up to." 

"My Darling Miguel has been winning the hidden city gymnastics competition for several years now."  

"Oh, yes! My lovely Leo just led his Kendo team to nationals for the 5th year in the row! You must see the trophy."

"Raphael is getting so big, I'm sure his boxing coach will soon be moving him to the advanced class. 15yrs need to stay active, you know."

Everything is not always perfect, you know.

The boys are an absolute menace on the hotel as children; Donnie won't stop ripping out needed appliances and messing with the elevator. Mikey once painted over a 500 dollar rug, Raph and Leo turned the dinner carts into chariot racing. 

 I imagine that Big Mama is a cross of Mama bear and Tiger Mom, she's very loving and wants the best for her children. But when she's mad, it's best to stay clear. She can't stay mad at her babies for long though, family nights were a must. Lou Jitsu marathons with lots of snacks, pizza, and cuddling. And must to Lou's chagrin Jupiter Jim movies. You definitely missed being human, but being rat had its advantages. And with a cloaking necklace given by his wife, he could hardly tell the difference. 

The boys still meet April while sneaking out and manage to convince their mom that she wasn't like other humans. The boys were getting older, and she couldn't keep them in the hotel forever. Cue giving them cloaking necklaces and bracelets to hide out in the human world and start going to school with April. 

And all the shenanigans of trying to hide four mutant turtles in high school included.

This is getting pretty long for me, so I'll end it here, if anyone's interested in more info on my take, feel free to message me.  

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You know when the episode started I found it wierd that Jupiter Jim's meet n greet was empty.🤔 Especially with how many movies Jupiter Jim appears to have made, and how well his merchandise sells.

But looking back it makes sense, Marcus has probably been kidnapping fans for a while now.

And I imagine that after the third year in a row of fans going missing, and last to be seen at his table. His table and whole section were probably labeled as cursed at GalaxyCon.

Rumors soon spread that anyone who goes to see Marcus Moncrief turn up missing shortly after, fans of the series go in but never go out. And with less and less fans showing up, it probably became easier for him to kidnap the few dedicated fans, who did come to see him.

And no one would suspect him either, why would Marcus Moncrief be kidnapping fans? Wouldn't a retired actor like him have better things to do like collect his royalties and play golf. He probably gets hassled by fans off the street, it can't be him.

It appears that after years of playing Jupiter Jim has caused Marcus tp be unable to differentiate between the character and himself. Its Method Acting gone to far. So many people address him by Jupiter Jim, that he really started to believe it in his old age.

But hey at least we know where Raph gets his Ahoy catchphrase from🤷🏿‍♀️

Heck, I'ma just say it here:

If you haven't yet tried Rise, please do so! It's an excellent show that I believe really carries the core of the TMNT franchise. It's silly and gives us unproblematic teen boys who slowly learn and grow into their role as heroes, as well as fantastic and well-written female characters like April and the Foot's Recruit who can hold their own in a fight.

The animation is gorgeous and gives off the same vibe as Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse, but 2D instead of 3D.

The writing is amazing since the writers know how to mix a fresh take on a classic story, with funny moments as well as heartfelt family moments.

The characters all have a new refreshing take on them, and we really get to see new types of dynamics amongst old characters we know and love. The boys are all intense and vocal about their love for each other, and April is treated as one of the family. It's very sweet and heartwarming.

I get that it might not be your cup of tea, and that's ok, but please give it a chance.

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I'm not saying Zee's Dad could get it...🤔

I'm just asking if Zee wants a step mom🥵

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I LOVE your ROTTMNT High School AU! I especially love how you write the boys as black AND Asian. Raph’s Japanese middle name makes so much sense for Splinter’s son. Thanks for sharing your ideas!

I thought so too! I really wanted to make sure their middle names speak to each of them. And we gotta show more love for the blasians out there😄