I Thought We Were Mutuals And I Wasn’t Even Following You I’m So Sorry

I'm gonna[remembers that talking about suicide is bad for my mental health] kill someone else

@smellsimi just saying...

OH SHI LMAO I FORGOT I POSTED THIS IM GOOD 😭

Having the craziest personal crisis while playing bubble shooter HD on Microsoft

you found it disgusting and immoral i found it sexy and arousing that’s why i’m happier than you

Duty calls bbg... (I have to play board games with my family 💔)

Sonadow and their fuckass moon symbolism

You'll never change bbq...

I'm a fraud I don't actually like cherries.... They just look neat..... (a tried to do a satin stich and miserably gave up)

Preach bro I feel your pain🙏🙏 (drank a monster too fast)

tummy hurt :(

Why the fuck did my stomach just go boioioioioing wtf is happening over there bud

REAL

this is the most me text i’ve ever sent 💔

This is literally where we have like 80 % of our interactions lmao

Grilled cheese is a breakfast food fucking fight me bro