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The 10 Commandments of Drug Use

1. Research the substance and know what you’re getting yourself into.

2. Source carefully.

3. Test the substance for purity.

4. Carefully consider your dose. You can always take more, but you can’t take less.

5. Weigh your dose, using a high-quality scale.

6. Perform an allergy test.

7. Consider your mental and physical health. Don’t take anything if either is sub-par.

8. Plan experience parameters to prevent rash decisions by restricting dose availability, creating a safe environment, and having food and water available.

9. Write down what you’re taking, how much, and at what time, and pin this to a prominent location on your body. Keep contact numbers for emergency services at hand.

10. Give your body and mind plenty of time to recover before using again.

Dominic Milton Trott - “The Drug Users Bible: Harm Reduction, Risk Mitigation, Personal Safety”

One day Albert Einstein wrote on the blackboard:

9 x 1 = 09

9 x 2 = 18

9 x 3 = 27

9 x 4 = 36

9 x 5 = 45

9 x 6 = 54

9 x 7 = 63

9 x 8 = 72

9 x 9 = 81

9 x 10 = 91

Suddenly there was chaos in the hall because Albert Einstein was wrong, the correct answer for 9 x 10 is 90 and all his students made fun of him.

So Albert Einstein waited for everyone to shut up and said:

“Even though I had correctly analyzed the nine questions, no one congratulated me but when I only missed one question, everyone started laughing; it means that even if a person is very successful, society will notice his smallest mistake and they will enjoy it.

So don't let criticism destroy your dreams, the only person who never makes a mistake is the one who doesn't do anything."

Coño don limpio

Woke up dope sick with a cut wrist

Lil’ bad bitch sayin’ here’s a plot twist

“When you cut it you weren’t even a lil piss

Just a grin on your face, sayin’ watch this”

Now I’m sittin’ back thinkin’ how sick am I?

But that went away the moment I got high

I’m sayin: “now what it do, who are you?

Get the fuck out my living room

Get the fuck out my mental too”

What, bitch? You can’t hear when I talk to you?

Now I’m back to square one with my hand on the gun

Mama screaming: “son, don’t do it

I love you, don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do..”

I can’t help this feeling

Don’t you see that I need all these prescriptions

This ain’t no livin’

How to really do it

Lil meth AKA clear, lil Heroin AKA blk, and cocaine and white. One good fucking night