Melisaaa Cuz I Love My Girl

Vampires au but it’s also a college au:

Cellbit met Roier at one of Slime’s crazy insane parties and they were both SUPER wasted so when Cellbit, filled with a sense of forwardness he would never have while sober, asked if Roier wanted to leave the party with him, they both left for Cellbit’s apartment

And then they both fell asleep in Cellbit’s bed fully clothed after spending several hours until dawn playing fnaf

Once sober-ish and awake, Roier slips out of Cellbit’s bed to try and track down some water

He opens the fridge

He does not see water

He sees several very full mason jars. VERY full mason jars. Filled with blood

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Roier closes the fridge. He goes back to bed and snuggles back up against a still-sleeping Cellbit

Who cares if this dude is a vampire? Roier is hung over and gay, and the vampire is a hot goth guy with an eyebrow piercing and a tattoo of a black cat on his bicep.

Roier has always thought of himself as a sexier, significantly more Mexican version of Bella Swan, anyway.

A friend and I are doing an AUtober, we choose our favorite characters and put them in aus.

Day one is Evangelion! And of course I picked Cellbit and Roier-

I probably wont last long

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i can't do those ship ask games anymore literally all i care about rn is spiderbit

this guy

That Familiar Feeling

Summary:

In a world full of magic, everybody gets both their magic and a familiar when they turn fifteen. But, for some reason, Cellbit never does.

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Kiss Me, You Animal! Chapter Three

Chapter Summary:

Cell realizes just how fun enigmas can be. He's also homeless now. These two things are probably related.

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something a little more creepy or scary🫣, i’m thinking imposter syndrome??

Omg an Imposter Syndrome reference in 2024…

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Once upon a time, Roier thought he was the last living member of his species. The Federation wiped everyone on his planet out; Roier and his brother escaped with their lives, but Doied didn’t make it past an emergency medical checkpoint on their way to Earth.

Now, Roier is on a Federation ship heading towards yet another planet they’re planning on colonizing. He’s been sabotaging their missions for years, ever since he was old enough to serve on a ship, and this mission is no exception.

But:

Cellbit flinches as his jaw splits in half for the millionth time in the past half hour. He forces it shut with his hands and mutters an apology in a language that Roier can barely remember.

Roier just sighs and smiles and reaches across the table to pat Cellbit’s hand.

“It’s just us, gatinho,” he assured him. “Don’t worry, okay?”

Cellbit nods, but he doesn’t look convinced, and Roier wants someone dead.

Once upon a time, Roier thought he was alone. But now he has Cellbit, and he’s going to make sure that he gets to keep Cellbit.

In front of them is a small dinner set up in Cellbit’s cabin. There’s wine, of course, and there is a severed head. Its eyeballs are in their individual wine glasses, one each, like olives in martinis.

Roier thinks his name was Tubbo. Maybe. Doesn’t matter now. He tastes good, and Cellbit smiled biting into his kidney, and that’s all Roier cares about.

The crew is going to find Tubbo’s (headless) skeleton and what remains of his muscles soon enough. His suit, too, as bloodstained and ripped as it is. They were messy, but… so what? Roier left one of Tina’s earrings at the scene, and he can give Cellbit an alibi.

Quietly, Cellbit says, “We have an alibi.”

Roier nods.

“We were having sex,” Cellbit continues.

Roier laughs so hard his face splits and his tentacle comes tumbling out of his “mouth”. Once, Cellbit turned red at the thought. Now, Roier knows that he’s as asexual as they come, so Cellbit can make all the inappropriate jokes he wants, and it’ll always be funny.

Cellbit smiles too wide, waaay too wide, and Roier doesn’t think he’s ever seen a more beautiful man in his life. He never wants to stop seeing this smile. He’ll kill anyone who tries taking it away from him.

That is a guarantee.

two different kinds of tntduo AUs

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