I Hate Blonde Men But Somehow Blonde Vampires Are The Cuntiest Little Beings That I Adore

I hate blonde men but somehow blonde vampires are the cuntiest little beings that I adore

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iwtv interview with the vampire lestat de lioncourt vampire the masquerade vtmb vampire the masquerade bloodlines wwdits what we do in the shadows vtm the vampire lestat buffy the vampire slayer baron afanas btvs spike btvs sebastian lacroix this one is about Spike but you can think about basically whichever one and I’d be dtf true blood eric northman

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