Twofangedbitch - 吸血鬼

if not friend, why friend shaped

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

something something go lick a boot mark

the stethoscope is on the knob

has this been done yet?

I wish jonathan harker a very pleasant and normal business trip

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

Goodbye Mr. Lynch I’ll see you in my dreams

My Littlest House MD masterpost.. if you like them my shop is back open for 2025 🎉

The ship in question being fox mulder and The Poster