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Remember people: autism causes vaccines, not the other way around. Correlation not causation.

Beware!

You shall all suffer

I just learned that The Game is played globally. I hope we one day make it a galactic and get the aliens in on it.

Yes, I just made you lose The Game, I'm sorry.

I identify as a cool hat 🎩.

The three genders

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

I just think they're neat

the Vaporeon was a christmas gift from the other year.

This reminds of the

is there a name for this

Life-changing OCD hack is learning that you can literally call poison control to check if you fucked up and took medications wrong in a way that could kill you instead of having a panic attack while reading reddit and quora threads for an hour. They won't even be mad at you. Like obviously don't do it every day or something but genuinely you can do this if you need to