Kermit for pope
I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
"I'm so used to Death's wings being my own that it feels weird not having them on me."
"That's not a good thing though."
"Well. Then you must teach me how to live without death."
the gay agenda
Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO
Fuck Trump
I told my friends this but I think there’s probably something significant about Inauguration Day being on MLK Jr Day
I think he’d be turning in his grave
what a joke
my friend is watching the inauguration and said he sounded like a modern day Hitler and it’s like this is our president.
he said he’s gonna “expand our borders”
this is our fucking President
what a joke
my parents are immigrants who are citizens here
I taught them the fucking pledge of allegiance
I watched them become fucking citizens
I’m so fucking scared they’re gonna get deported
This is our fucking President and this is what America is
what a fucking joke
Happy 2,068th to when we should totally just stab Caesar!! Grab a knife with your bestie!
Everyone always knows the beginning of the stories, you always have known the end.
No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people
PLEASE. IT'S CONCERT WEEK, I HAVE A TEST, AND A PAPER
somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment
I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever
SPOILIERS FOR TWISTED WONDERLAND CHAPTER 7
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
TURN BACK NOW
PLEASE TURN BACK NOW
LAST CHANCE
They gone?
Good.
Everyone at Malleus Draconia:
“Time travel is not an appropriate solution to your commitment issues.”
Oooo. That's hard.
See, it really depends on the plane. The way my world is made, is that there are different planes that anyone could live on, each with a different system depending on the history of that plane. So here I go!
Frontal Plane: Having a lot of money
Magic Plane: Having a lot of money, being sucessful, having the most power in your family
Godly Plane: Having the most power in your body
After Plane: Being the closest to the center
Forgetten Plane: Surviving the longest, being the safest
What does it mean to be ‘wealthy’ in your world?