A Writing Competition I Was Going To Participate In Again This Year Has Announced That They Now Allow

Do I need to think up a popesona in case I'm secretly a cardinal? How do I opt out of this?

do you think every cardinal has a hypothetical pope name already chosen in their head

I just knock on the side of my head when I say it

spoke deeply to me.

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

I hate having an anxiety disorder.

I've been getting increasingly worried about a collection of symptoms that I have been developing this past week.

Just figured out that it's Hayfever.

The thing that has happened every year

For over three decades

My brain did not get the memo apparently

dude.... the job market's in absolute shambles

I'm in tears. I just kept scrolling and making wheezing noises as I tried desperately not to wake the neighbours.

I'm fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.

Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.

Saw this tweet had had a vision

this is what having sex with sonic the hedgehog sounds like btw