Today I Am Regretting Not Making A Joke About Brainrot Here.

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

Do I need to think up a popesona in case I'm secretly a cardinal? How do I opt out of this?

do you think every cardinal has a hypothetical pope name already chosen in their head

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

Why would I write when I could imagine my characters going through the story and then get upset when a copy of the work doesn’t magically appear in front of me

Okay, I see now why the tags for the mental health thing are spelled incorrectly. Mad about that. Maybe discouraging discussion of mental health might be kind of damaging? Nah, let's treat it like a dirty word.

I hate having an anxiety disorder.

I've been getting increasingly worried about a collection of symptoms that I have been developing this past week.

Just figured out that it's Hayfever.

The thing that has happened every year

For over three decades

My brain did not get the memo apparently

I started this new Elden Ring save so that I could rebuild my original playthrough to play SotE without being on multiple NG+. The plan is to clear everything including finishing the base game story before the dlc, except this time I'm leaving Consecrated Snowfield until after the final boss so Malenia (sapphic twitching) can be the final challenge before the dlc.

I've been making good progress and have been worried I'll have to wait for SotE since it'll be a few weeks until I have the funds spare for it.

Godfrey is currently suggesting that this may not be a problem.

I'm not sure I should be trusted with tags on this site