Tuyaonhere - I Don't Know What I'm Doing?

I hate having an anxiety disorder.

I've been getting increasingly worried about a collection of symptoms that I have been developing this past week.

Just figured out that it's Hayfever.

The thing that has happened every year

For over three decades

My brain did not get the memo apparently

I thought someone was carrying a fake head on a stick, like a really basic puppet or something at first...

literally crying laughing at this

I'm relatively new to hanging out on Tumblr and, when I saw this, I thought Pope Francis had won the Tumblr Sexyman polls right before his death

I have just been informed that the Tumblr Sexyman poll has taken yet another life, so for legal reasons I am here to inform everyone that I did not kill Pope Francis

the most helpful thing i have ever seen from neurodivergent internet spaces is “THERE ARE OTHER TIMES OF DAY TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH”. this has genuinely saved me from executive dysfunction spirals so many times.

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

dude.... the job market's in absolute shambles

Just submitted my appeal for PIP (disability payments) to the tribunal service.

This has left me with the desire to claw free from my flesh and emerge as a god-beast that preys on the wicked and corrupt.

I am not longer calling it sleepy. From now on, I am in my bedchambed era.

Running a last minute spell check before sending out the review copies and boy I sure am glad I did because HOW did this HAPPEN??

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