Wade: Oh god,I’m in too deep.
Peter: What?
Wade: N-Nothing! Let’s go,uh, slingshot stuff at squirrels, yeah! Or um, whatever it is normal children do! I was totally listening!
One trope that will never not made me not go feral is when it's a interspecies relationship and a (usually tiny) human goes defensive mode over their non-human partner.
Like, that scene in Beauty and the Beast right before the Mob song when Gaston calls the Beast a monster and Belle gets so mad and just goes "he is not a monster, YOU ARE!" with the most offended face expressions ever
Or a similar scene in Monster in Paris where Lucille goes "there sure is a monster in Paris but it's not him it's you" while using her whole body to shield Francour
Or that scene in Shape of Water where they are trying to break Amphibian Man out and that russian doctor walks in and Eliza just instinctively shield AM, no hesitation
And just how offended Charlie got when someone disrespected Bumblebee. "He is not a weapon" and "HE IS MORE HUMAN THAN YOU EVER BE!!!" while kicking and fighting a guy twice her size. Girl was standing on business
Just an imagine of a tiny human girl protecting her non-human, tall AF boyfriend. Love it
when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet
I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.
Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway.
http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat
http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat
To all the people we were and will never be again
Concept inspired by the fic “Echo in the Shell” by Ailren! Show em some love :D
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Sketched out a more thorough concept for Stone’s villain fit too hehe
Recycled tumblr humor
PSA: never discuss private affairs in your DMs, especially contraception and abortion. Social media moguls will absolutely sell you out to the government. There are already cases of people being charged based on evidence in their DMs.
I love the idea of a transformer being in relationship with a human, and just being so incredibly jealous of their car. Like they understand that they can't transport their human all the time and they need their independence. They just hate it. The idea of their human being in another vehicle feels tantamount to cheating.
Whenever they see their human's car, they are constantly side eyeing it. Comparing themselves to it. Thinking about how they're better in every way compared to this metal scrap heap. They are faster, stronger, better looking. Superior in every way.
Watching their human drive the car, thinking about how that should be them. They should be the one whose cab their human is sitting in. They should be the one whose steering wheel their human grips. Not the car.
This growing to the point where they consider straight up destroying the car. Smashing it into pieces and throwing it into a nearby river. Then when their human is in need of a car, they'll come to the rescue.
At some point they start ranting at the car about how much better they are.
Transformer: I'm better than you in every way. If you got destroyed, they will just replace you. Me? I'm never getting replaced. I'm irreplaceable. They love me.
Car: *is a normal car*