Tsuyushuu - T S U Y U

i cant let them go yet apparently

I love opening up this website first thing like the morning paper and immediately seeing multiple posts like "how to get rid of the evil clown on the dashboard". like oh is this what we're doing today

no more cold and calculating i want warm and calculating. i want characters who use deductive reasoning to figure out whether their friend would like a wool or cotton quilt based off of their lifestyle, career, hobbies, and habits. i want "your nails are often chipped because you work for a law firm as a typist for this company which notoriously underbudgets their IT department, so ive bought you a keyboard cover that will not only prevent manicure damage but is also sensory friendly because I know you dislike certain clicking noises". i want characters who figure out their friends entire schedules and social battery levels just by examining who only use that info to know when the best time is to hang out with them. i want characters who create elaborate, supervillain level schemes just to get their hands on some collectible they know their best friend wants. most of all i want characters who do not use intelligence and reasoning skills as a reason to be cruel but as a means to be kind

Out of context spoilers

AHH MY HEART

Are You There, God? It's Me, Draco

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2olt32I

by floweringjudas (manipulant)

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are straight Aurors. Then they’re gay teachers. It makes sense, in context.

Words: 23425, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Various Hogwarts Teachers, Percy Weasley, Kingsley Shacklebolt

Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

Additional Tags: Banshees, disparaging references to religions, Aurors, wizarding government

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2olt32I

“I’m expecting great things from you”

how many hoodies can i give this kid

can’t risk it 💀