Huh... let's go back and see the logs.
<Correct us if we were wrong but you had just opened the logs! Would you like to return there via a link?>
Do you happen to know of the Mystery Box, a box that is a literal lottery of weapons-?
"No, and everything about that sounds like a bad idea, especially when you all are the ones suggesting it."
"Nope! Not interested or curious whatsoever."
A long pause, and then, to nobody's suprise, her curiosity gets the best of her.
"Okay maybe just one try-"
Oh no, it's okey, It's nit like I feel hungry, I am star I can consume anything as energy, oxigen and carbon are also things I "eat", but I like the taste of food and I hadn't any for a while.
Her ears perk back up nigh instantly.
"Oh, why didn't you say so? It was coffee right? What type? I know some people tend to get real specific with how they brew it."
Yes! I like hugs and I wanted to visit you since I've heard about you in Appri's blog!
“Ah, not surprised, they’ve been trying to organize someone to take care of the younger anons and apparently i’m one of the candidates. I’d help out whenever I could but…” She looks back at the multitude of screens on the wall, all brimming with different displays and pieces of data. Most of this looked like it was monitoring other universes. “My paws are a bit full, I wouldn’t be able to be the main caretaker, y’know? You though… so far you seem to be good with that sort of stuff.”
What's going on-? Mmhh...
<Candidate Uplink Received>
Name: Atum
Shade: Yellow
[Query: Are apples yellow?]
Entity Class: Anon Subspecies
<As an anon, processing you should be fairly simple, candidate confirmed>
<Welcome, User: Atum >
Answer: We have attempted over one thousand recovery attempts with no success, it has become clear these attempts will bring us nowhere, therefore we have attempted to pend a request for assistance, and here you are!
(@appri-dot ) Oh, unfortunately it looks like they've already gone elsewhere, but you do get your hand back!
Though it's possible you'd meet up with Raspberry again at some point, since they did look like they were somehow involved in you… showing up here.
Though you can't see where they've gone immidiately, you'd likely be able to follow their path if you wanted, or you could go back and investigate that weird rumbling sound, the choice is yours!
As you immidiately book it, it takes a few seconds before you run directly into something and fall over.
I mean, at least you can see what's around you right now. It's some weird sorta metallic looking hallway with lights on the ceiling... Oh! And some blue looking figure that's currently sprawled out on the ground where you just ran full force into them and knocked them over.
"Ow..." The figure murmurs into the metal floor, still dizzy.
Awa
<New User Detected>
<Syncing to serverside accounts>
Name: Kirai
Designation: Fluffy
Entity Type: Mun
<Account registered>
Welcome! You should have permissions now.
Logs?
<Notice: This is flooded with glitches and bloat, we've dug out a few that may prove interesting.>
024-47: Complete disconnect of Trick from oasis.
024-74: Backup systems functional
028-28: Illicit scan detected, location compromised, preparing defense rig.
028-34: Defense successfully withheld 24 Illicit items
028-35: Illicit items appear to be retreating.
028-47: Illicit jump drive charge detected, determining destination…
028-48: Code Red, destination determined to be the oasis itself.
028-49: [Intelligible]
<This was all the systems themselves got out before something crippled them. We do not know what the "Illicit items" are, unfortunately.>
can you make origami with playing cards?
"Oh jeez I didn't expect that to actually work! All this time popping into other worlds and I finally have an asker of my own, yay!" She paused to take a breath. "Yes, I can, not with the trick cards though, those are too valuable."
*throws beans at you* UwO -ASA
Trick just looks down at them for a moment. Then back at Ace Shades Anon. Your intimidation tactic seems to be working, she knows exactly how this joke started.
"Oh god oh f*ck the bean anons found me-"
A mischievous anon that tends to poke into places it probably shouldn't. Creator / bestower of Trick!Cards, and fully interactable!
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