Because of the Unus Annon stuff going on, you are now Amy. Hope is Ethan, Ritual is Mark. Fox is Sean. You're also amazing.
Trick nods and just laughs. “So I can send Ritual and Hope into a panic attack whenever they were supposed to clean stuff up but didn’t? You’re giving me too much power! Oh, and thank you! I’d hug you but… actually y’know what, why not.” And she hugs the featureless anon sent in your place instead, without a name, that’s the best the anon can do.
(@appri-dot) Strawberry is scandalized, they pout overdramatically, but can't help but grin at your trick. "That's cheating! You can't jus-"
The critter was cut off rather rudely by the entire hallway shaking, accompanied by a loud rumbling sound that caused them to quite nearly fall over, clutching your arm for support.
"T-that doesn't sound good-"
What wasn't supposed to be there?
<We may be incorrect, but we do not recall having a facility named "Project S">
<Ugh. Why do I know that name?>
<This is most irregular>
🔆I understand completely... All I want to do is see them again.. Knowing that they're in a little.. Space.. Alone.. It must hurt.. They've been like that for ages now, but.. that's me. That's my future. My future, his present.. I did give him a little plush version of myself so he can chat with... But if we ever tried bringing HØPË out of the ROOM, they'd die immediately after leaving.. As the Mun has told us. I should really talk to them about this, but I already think the answer is clear.🔆
Trick nodded, but she wasn’t so quick to just give up, there was plausibly another way to do this… she’d only done it a few times, but maybe they’d get lucky here. “Muns can be an elusive bunch, but I've dealt with a few before, they work by claiming domains of blogspace. If that mun doesn’t intend to have HØPË ever appear again… you could ask them to transfer that specific bit of domain to you. Then you’d be able to freely enter his part of the ROOM on your own blogspace since it essentially becomes… yours.” “Honestly the territory and character rules around muns is confusing, but if anyone can work with that, I bet you can! Plus HØPË kinda… is you, so the mun might be inclined to give them to you if they’re not planning anything else.” She traced the table, and looked around the room as if looking for something that wasn’t there. “Sorry I can’t do more, muns are sorta out of my league. I’d set up a meeting but I can’t really… ask, or force a mun to show up, they just… do sometimes.”
*throws beans at you* UwO -ASA
Trick just looks down at them for a moment. Then back at Ace Shades Anon. Your intimidation tactic seems to be working, she knows exactly how this joke started.
"Oh god oh f*ck the bean anons found me-"
Logs?
<Notice: This is flooded with glitches and bloat, we've dug out a few that may prove interesting.>
024-47: Complete disconnect of Trick from oasis.
024-74: Backup systems functional
028-28: Illicit scan detected, location compromised, preparing defense rig.
028-34: Defense successfully withheld 24 Illicit items
028-35: Illicit items appear to be retreating.
028-47: Illicit jump drive charge detected, determining destination…
028-48: Code Red, destination determined to be the oasis itself.
028-49: [Intelligible]
<This was all the systems themselves got out before something crippled them. We do not know what the "Illicit items" are, unfortunately.>
Go back to the start, let's see the occupants.
{Null}
<Huh? Someone... deleted the entire registry! Let's see if I can undo that>
User Detected
<Wait what>
Registering...
Name: Artie
Occupation: Dead
Entity Type: Sleepwalker
Welcome to the oasis, Artie!
<What the hell is going on. Who's Artie?>
< 0-0 The system thinks they're us.>
<...>
< ;>.> Lets move on, this is getting weird>
(@appri-dot) You actually do have hands! And horns, and that cool tail with all those settings... this is literally a copy of Appri's body, or at least it seems that way. Cool! Looks like your host is very capable.
"Mnh... thank you kind stran-NYEH?!?" The blue figure says as you help them up, jumping backwards in fear and just staring at you.
"Y-you're alive!?" It's hard to tell if this thing's good or bad, but it looks pretty harmless either way, I think it's more afraid of you than you are of it.
It's making karate poses at you to look more intimidating.
It's.... not working.
*Slowly get out of hiding place* I am here to say hello.
“Hm? Who said that oH STARLIGHT WHAT THE-”
She jumps about three feet in the air, and nearly knocks over an entire flatscreen display on the wall behind her in the process. Seems your asterisk‘s lack of description means your hiding spot was under the couch she was sitting on.
“Bloody hell, you nearly gave me a heart attack... yes, hello. You... actually, haven’t I seen you before? You were running around the boat in Appri’s sector awhile back, right?”
Why do you think I would be a good caretaker tho?
Trick palmed a card from thin air, which turned out to be a display when it expanded and shifted in her paws. The video on the screen was a sped up fragment of the time you’d gone exploring the underwater area of Appri’s world. “Well for one you know how to handle yourself without resorting to murder, two you know how to deal with kids, and three you can shapeshift and adapt to more chaotic scenarios that could possibly come up, honestly it’s hard to predict exactly what could happen with younger anons.”
@appri-dot
Please excuse the terrible pun-
I'm not giving you any reference to start, congratulations, you are now in control of 1 (stolen) Appri body! With absolutely no idea what's going on so far, what do you do first?
((The way this style works is that you just reblog this post, then I trim it and respond in another one, that way you don't end up with a stupidly long RP chain that clogs your blog! The wonders of technology-))
A mischievous anon that tends to poke into places it probably shouldn't. Creator / bestower of Trick!Cards, and fully interactable!
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