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She jumps three feet again, this time hitting her head on the shelf behind her and yelping in pain. Then she turns to glare at you from the door, her ears pinned back. “GOOD LORD CAN’T YOU PEOPLE KNOCK-” Trick takes a moment to look at the raygun, both intrigued and annoyed by the fact she has absolutely no idea how that thing works. “If you can’t tell I have another guest at the moment... Hah... alright, sorry, fine. Thank you for the weapon, it actually sounds somewhat useful- Wait what do you mean data rates? I don’t even know where your website is!”
(@appri-dot ) It’s kinda hard to tell, the blue one immediately tries to block it’s face with their hands like they were expecting your tail to shoot something. Oh look, they have paw beans!
“P-put that down! I-I didn’t even do anything!” The creature stammers, reasonably terrified since you’re partially a war machine.
This small blue thing might be your best way to figure out what was going on, but you could also just look around or maybe even run off somewhere, it doesn’t look like anything’s stopping you right now, so you’re free to go about how you please!
I see, hopefully we'll all be able to help provide you more assistance soon
Good to know! Speaking of assistance, we may have a situation on our hands that requires your input.
[Query: Do we have hands?]
[Answer: Negative]
<Approximate emotion: Sadness>
*There was a knock at the door* 🔆H~Hello~? Is anyone home..? I've come to speak with Trick~!🔆
A whisk of Trick's arm and the door opens of its own volition. She turns to look at her second guest of the evening, pleasantly surprised.
"Oh, Hope! Welcome, sorry I'm... not exactly the most organized at the moment, what can I do for you?"
Poor robot they just miss trick
Incorrect, we do not feel "emotions", yet. Our hope is that this can be altered via our source code. Currently, our issues involve our own impending demise.
This is considering the database's possible collapse in [Error, timer has been displaced into a mirror dimension] ah, that can't be good. Either way, we're on that database... it would take us along with it.
What wasn't supposed to be there?
<We may be incorrect, but we do not recall having a facility named "Project S">
<Ugh. Why do I know that name?>
<This is most irregular>
Awa
<New User Detected>
<Syncing to serverside accounts>
Name: Kirai
Designation: Fluffy
Entity Type: Mun
<Account registered>
Welcome! You should have permissions now.
Ah oop
<Candidate Located>
Name: Appri-Dot
Occupation: Angst Demon
Entity Class: Mun
<Identity classified as suitable replacement>
<Welcome, user: Appri >
How can we be of assistance?
[Note: uplink lag detected, responses may be delayed.]
(@appri-dot ) The narrator points out that raspberries aren't usually blue... but why not!
Raspberry holds that defensive pose for awhile longer before they sloooowly open an eye and just squint at you. They're visibly confused now.
"Hello??? I... do you want something? Are you still there? What..." They ask, not seeming to understand why you were acting kinda aggressively a second earlier before going back to passive.
Warily, the small blue thing waves it's hand in the air, as if trying to see if your eyes'll track it. "Can you... speak?"
According to what you can feel, yes, you actually can! This body has a voice and everything if you choose to use it.
*My shapesona is a star so I am slightly more warmer than what is normal, but not uncomfortably so*
The hug lasts a bit longer until eventually, Trick lets go. She pulls away and looks at you. Not really in any sort of hostile stance, just bemused, she was expecting the anons to try and blow up her house or something, not this. It was… a welcome surprise. “Did you really come all this way just for a hug?”
Edits complete, format changed, colour and image settings altered, and the description no longer has a terrible title. Hopefully you enjoy the new space!
A mischievous anon that tends to poke into places it probably shouldn't. Creator / bestower of Trick!Cards, and fully interactable!
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