Cleric's Radio Au 18!!!! We Are Nearing The End, Folks...

the funniest thing about the tumblr FYP algorithm is how unsophisticated it is. i'm so used to the tiktik algorithm that is so fine-tuned and subtle it can be a little spooky sometimes that i'm somehow delighted by the tumblr algorithm in that it feels like an overenthusiastic dog that's half trained and doesn't quite understand what you're asking of it.

yesterday I went into my FYP and reblogged one (1) Astarion image so my fyp has been 99% Astarion for 24 hours but ten minutes ago I added Witcher fanart to my queue and now it's like (wags tail) oh??? Witcher fanart??? let me show you all my witcher fanart : ) !!! I have so much of it!!! let me put everything else in a hole. don't need that anymore. witcher fanart!!!!! : ) : ) : ) <3 <3

From oofuri_60min first entry, theme “10 Years Ahead”! Nishiura first members are gathering for reunion~

Something sort of small continuation of the post here.

Random person : I like you

Seungmin : I don't have time for your shit

Felix : Minho said that sometimes he could appreciate you

Seungmin : What ? Seriously sometimes ? EVERYONE loves me, what the hell is he talking about ? Like, I'm perfect for him I'm totally his type and then he just say he appreciates me ??? He have to say that he would marry me if he could and then I will say "sorry i'm a busy man" so he will cry and I would just laugh at this motherfucker !

Seungmin :

Seungmin : What sometimes ? I know he loves me like he loves his cats. Ah, seriously I hate him !

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We call this lOvE <3

Drew @maridle OC Noah :-)) <3

well guys i did it

first time animating come on hype me up :3

Yet again a plotline they know how to write but didn't:

"Mike spends time with El that sparks platonic jealousy of her from a friend of his"

Season 1 Lucas vs Season 4 Will. Lucas is platonically jealous. Will is romantically jealous.

Lucas is jealous because Mike is spending more time with El, which he perceives romantically.

Will is jealous because Mike is spending more time with El, which he perceives romantically.

The romantic nature of the relationship they're jealous isn't what differentiates the nature of the jealousy. Both watch a romantic interaction between them from afar upset - Will in 4x02 at the roller rink and Lucas in 1x03 for the "I understand" scene. So why, then, is Lucas' jealousy platonic but Will's romantic. It isn't. They're identical. Except for one key detail I have strategically omitted.

Mike. Lucas and Will behave near identically. They are sad, gazing from afar, and irritable about the topic, fighting with both Mike and one other friend on the topic (Dustin, El).

But Mike only behaves abnormally in one scenario: Will's. Season 1 is a miscommunication - Lucas thinks Mike is prioritizing El over Will but really, he's just prioritizing Will through El. But season 4 is not that. In season 4, he committedly ignores Will without explanation for a full day before defending that any two friends who didn't see each other for 8 months wouldn't keep in touch during that time.

It isn't romantic of Will to be jealous of El. It wasn't romantic of Lucas and we knew that. Mike is the one who made it out to be romantic because that's the conclusion he jumped to (defend) out of fear. It's just that we, trained by the writers like good little viewers to equate straight relationship to straight, listened to him.

Will acted with Mike exactly like Lucas did and that played as platonic. What happened wasn't that Will behaved differently. What happened was we noticed that something in their relationship was more romantic. We turned to where it was coming from, to see: Mike ..........frantically pointing us to Will.

In season 4 when he defended not keeping in touch, in season 3 when he brought up queerness in defense of an accusation towards Mike and Lucas on Dustin's behalf,

Mike set off our alarm bells. And Mike redirected us. (And ironically, that is what told on him.)

Reasons Cale Henituse is the funniest motherfucker:

*People cheering for him in the streets* Hm. Don’t like that.

His self-proclaimed speciality is just disassociating on command

Someone: *helps him* Cale: *sighs* I guess I have to solve every problem you’ve ever had

When learning a language, memorised all the swear words before anything else

“I don’t like cats,” says Cale, holding two kittens tenderly, plotting a rebellion to instate a third cat as the new emperor

Single father of *checks notes* uh… 3 to 14 children,

All he wants is to retire to the country; can’t stop getting into international incidents

His relationship with the crown prince is basically: *points at each other* Bastard

Keeps telling people not to trust him while saving their asses from certain destruction

This loser thinks he’s ‘quiet’ and ‘good at keeping still’

Cale: *smiles gently* Everyone: oh god stop What the Fuck

‘Accidental Baby Acquisition’ trope but it’s ‘Accidental Family Acquisition’ and they’re all agents of chaos

“I heard you got hurt,” says a concerned child. “Yes, I coughed up blood.” Cale comforts, comfortingly.

[Girl hits on him] No thanks [Guy hits on him] No thanks

Everyone: you’re a good person Cale: incomprehensible, have a terrible day

Named his adopted son, a dragon, ‘Dragon’

Tells people to drink tea before pulling out something that will make them spray it everywhere like a cartoon

*to a 13 year old* No you can’t train to become a knight you’re too young *to a 5 year old* Alright tonight we’re gonna blow up an island and participate in the slaughter of half a race make sure to protect me well

His entire fucking backstory, like what? What???

Raon: I’ve only had this human for an hour and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone on this continent and then myself Cale: That’s terrifying please stop talking

Never thinks, at any point, to tell anyone that he has a healing power 

He’s THE most extra bitch. Orchestrates his b&e’s like he’s conducting an opera, always plans for maximum Dramatic Effect

*The crown prince doesn’t help in a terror incident* That’s fine because he’s weak. *Finds out he’s strong actually* Bastard??????

Gives his kids an extravagant allowance. Doesn’t let them spend it and buys everything for them instead

‘I should have just got beaten up’, Cale thinks, war waging around him. ‘That would be far less annoying.’

Lineart is done for Mafia/Assassin-Undercovered-as-Host!AU Nishiura :9

Thank you to @curiousbadger for kickstarting to memory of this au of @stan-the-cinnamon-roll-uris’s au outlined in Part 1 of this post where Eddie ends up a cat with Patty and Stanley ends up an owl and in Richie’s care and eventually coming back together. Enjoy some grumpy owl Stanley

Also you can best believe the losers are rallying around their comedian friend who has recently acquired an owl from somewhere presumably and is now allowing the bird to take creative liberties in his comedy writing