Reddons: Hi, welcome to Applebees, would you like apples of bees?
Spoke: B-bees..?
Reddons: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES.
Spoke: Wha-
Ashwag: *walks in with a jar of bees*
Spoke: WAIT-
Bonus:
Branzy: Hi, welcome to Clown’s circus. Would you like the stabbing part or the scamming part?
Literally anyone: What..?
Branzy: CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve chosen BOTH!!
Clownpierce: *breaks the wall with his sword drawn*
*Modern au*
Time: Hello Mcdonalds. I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
Thank you the tag my friend!!
So songs I listen to? Hmmmm…
Infinite power by TheFatRat
Running out of time by Lin-Manuel Miranda & Alex Lacamoire.
Blow my brains out by Tikkle Me
Where’s your head at by Basement Jake
Dumb dumb by Mazie
Who to tag? Well, I really don’t have many friends on tumblr… but anyone who wants to join you are welcome too!!
🎶✨when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask/tag 10 of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) 🎶✨
@7ewd & @smellsliketwistedaddiction ty for the tag <33
Agoraphobic - Corpse Husband
Happy Pills - Weathers
If I Killed Someone For You - Alec Benjamin
Sex Sells - Lovejoy
Mi Casa Su Casa - Omar Rudberg
tags: @bxoken-heartss | @xx-k4s-xx | @pocketkitsu | @hellfirewritings | @freestyle-crocodile-trashpile (only doing 5 bcs im lazy 😭)
I need more Red from the four swords fandom.
Please I want to see my precious boy :3
Link, *trying to get Din to calm down*: "Okay, okay, chill!"
Din: "I INVENTED CHILL!"
Nayru, rolling eyes:"No, I invented chill. You are literally the opposite of chill."
Din:"Remind me which of us is the Oracle of Seasons again?"
Nayru: "You're a fire goddess who wanted to play around how to add more heat without overbaking people, so you invented summer with the other seasons as a compromise. I'm a water goddess and goddess of law. Deep waters come in cold. Justice is served cold. I invented chill, ya flamebrain."
Farore: *Just sits back and eats popcorn*
Hylia just walking in: What the-?
Oop, lol I know I JUST updated this like earlier today, but I was tryin to get my Tumblr up to-date, so might as well do that again!
Chapter 7 is out! WARNING: DEATH, GORE AND SUCIDE! - Stay safe everyone!
Chapters: 4/10 Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Dark Link (Linked Universe) & Everyone Characters: Time (Linked Universe), Four (Linked Universe), Legend (Linked Universe), Wild (Linked Universe), Twilight (Linked Universe), Warriors (Linked Universe), Dark Link (Linked Universe), Sky (Linked Universe), Malon (Legend of Zelda), Wind (Linked Universe) Additional Tags: Manipulation, Emotional Manipulation, Mind Manipulation, Betrayal, Everyone Needs A Hug, Four (Linked Universe)-centric, Dark link (linked universe)-centric Summary:
Dark Link (Dink as those pesky heroes called him) was finally ready. His great plan was finally in action. And it will never stop. He had all the time he could possibly need.
OR 8 times a hero betrayed the chain and 1 time the hero betrayed Dink. | | | | STRANGE UPDATE SCHEDULE
Branzy: Guys, I impulsively bought a python, what do I name him?
Rekrap: YOU DID WHAT-
Parrot: Willian Snakesphere.
Bonus:
Ashwag: Nice snake you got there. What’s their name?
Branzy: ‘You did what-‘, Rekrap suggested it!
Okay, so I want to go into animation, but idk good animation apps for the phone or ipad… anyone got suggestions?
Legend: THE POWER OF THE CARROT COMPELS YOU!
Warriors: I am now suddenly very worried for my life...
Four: Great- how am I going to take care of your sword now?!
Linked universe but instead of the Tempered Sword Legend fights with an orange foam Nerf sword
Well, I only do one fic at a time soo… what abour next work to do? (Also ty for the tag bestie!!)
(More info on the aus after)
So I have no friendos who write sadly, BUT! If you’re reading this and wanna join, plz do!!
ERROR 404: A ninjago au with MAJOR canon divergence. Season 2 ended with the Overlord winning and turning every human into a monster, although… around a few years later, a new game has appeared. ‘Prime Empires’, and with it, an old friend.
Wizzrobes Swap!: The chain, after getting lost in a new Hyrule, encounter a horde, and with it, was a dangerous black blooded Wizzrobe! Though they were not quick enough to stop it’s magic…
Blue Bird: The merge split up countless families and lives… and Jay was no different. Countless universes, and yet in this one, things are different. Herr, Jay remembers everything.
Seeking out old friends and old enemies: Heroes ‘She-Ra’, ‘Sparkles’ ‘Cat’ and ‘Arrow’ have not been seen in years after the villain ‘Hordak’ was defeated. But a new evil is arising that they must face. (Title in progress)
Between our pages: Skylor never got along with Chen. And yet, how did she end up here? Trapping her fellow elemental masters with a soured bond? Well, it’s a long story of how we got here. (In the Illegal elemental master series.)
Tagged here by @kimium!
Rules: Make a 24hr poll listing the titles of every WIP you want to work on. (It’s fine if you only have one, still make a poll for the vote count). Whichever WIP title gets the most votes, write 1 sentence for every vote received.
Here are your options…
These are the only options at the moment, sorry!
Tagging: @waythroughtheice @tyrantchimera @emeraldthelynx
Feel free to play or ignore!
Kai: How many Jay’s does it take to change a lightbulb?
Cole: Just one, the real question is how many ladders does he need?
Jay: *offended noises*
The Kit. A traveler of far places.Multifandom | Any pronouns | Art, Fics and incorrect quotes!! Also! I have an AO3!! Go see my navigation tags for help in exploring my blog!!
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