Sunshine child
Karl cuddling with Fukuzawas stray cats
bro thinks he's on the team (he is)
slughat (downpour edition)
Everyone in Yokohama hiding away the day Kenji, Atsushi and Junichiro are all pissed the fuck off.
The Port Mafia just put up a "We're closed" sign and peak their heads out from behind street corners like... Someone's gonna die today.
ENEMY OF MY ENEMY
(aka i saw for@v@r pop every single totem tubbo had and get downed & then cucurucho picked him up and i thought it was the coolest thing ever)
(+additional versions under the cut)
Knuckles: which one of you was going to tell me Tea tastes different in hot water?
Sticks: you were putting it in cold water?
Sonic: *visibly shaking* . Knuckles, Answer the question, Knuckles
Knuckles: yeah, I thought for like five years people would put their tea in hot water to speed up the "tea-ifacation process". Didn't realize there was an actual reason
Sonic: you don't have the patience to put the water in the microwave for three minutes?
Tails: why are you putting water in the microwave to boil it?
Sonic: you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Tails: IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE
Sonic: TAILS IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?
Tails: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL WATER ON THE STOVE?!
Sonic: LIKE SEVEN MINUTES
Tails: Just put the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that and you use a sauce pan
Sonic: *crying* you're putting the mug on the stove? On medium heat? Your stove is enchanted!
Shadow: everyone here is a fucking lunatic
Amy: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!
i have maybe the worst type of cuteness aggression about fiction characters that im attracted to
He deserves to be unhinged more often. As a treat <3
this man and is obsession with hanging people!
Oh what's that? You only read books with lots of "spice" in them? Well then I've got a great one for you, practically the whole plot revolves around "spice". Ahem. In the week before their departure to Arrakis,
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