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Richie: [kisses Eddie's cheek]

Eddie: What the fuck was that?

Richie: Affection

Eddie: Disgusting

Richie:

Eddie:

Eddie: Do it again

Commission drawn by @casanovakevin 💝

*in the sewers*

Eddie: If you don’t believe, then there’s nothing for you to be afraid of, right? You can be as big a prick as you want.

Richie: I guess you’re right.

Richie: CLOWN MAN, I’M DANCING IN YOUR SEWERS, THEY’RE MY SEWERS NOW, YOU HEAR THAT! IF YOU WANT ME OUT OF THESE SEWERS YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO KILL ME YOURSELF!

Eddie: Holy shit

Richie: YOURE GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME IN THESE SEWERS YOURSELF

Eddie: It did kill someone in the sewers once

Richie: THESE SEWERS NOW BELONG TO ME AND EDDIE

Eddie: please stop including me

Richie: THEY’RE GONNA PUT MY NAME IN GRAFITI! CHILDREN WILL COME AND TELL TALE OF ME!

Eddie: Oh my god

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Stan : I'll speak French between your legs

Bill: That's the hottest thing i've ever been told

Eddie: I'm just picturing someone screaming "bonjour" at a penis

Richie : SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS!!

Beverly: None of you should ever be having sex

Reddie headcanons #?

Eddie: bonne nuit mon pomme de tere

Richie: but... I don’t speak baguette...

Eddie: it means goodnight my potato

Richie: I’m your potato

Eddie: s-sHuT Up

Reddie game

There’s a game called Use Your Outside Voice, Richie Tozier! Its super good, it’s about IT ch2 and Eddie lives, plus its free.

Supportive boyfriend Eds / and a bit complicated abt his new braces Richie

Do new ace people these days know about black rings?