Transgarnets - Rox

shit man, this geology war is fucked. i just saw a volcanologist shoulder their rock hammer and say "pyroclastic blast" or some similar shit, and every geologist around them turned into mummies, frozen forever in poses of fear and horror, and die. the camera didn't even go onto it, that's how common shit like this is. my ass is firing rockslides and mudflows. i think i just heard 'iridium meteor fallout' two groups over. i gotta get the fuck outta here.

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.

Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.

Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.

Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.

You, a weary hero, battered by the road, must prepare for your final battle nonetheless.

You enter the temple, seeing if the holy conclave can provide you with some form of guidance.

Before you, is a prophetic looking woman. Boobs out.

"Aaaahhhh, young traveller" she says, gazing upon you, "I see you have come for the blessing of the gods. It can be found here. But it does not come so easily...."

Her hands wander down to her chest.

"On one teat, we have..... Victory!"

"And on the other...... Despair. Ruin."

She bounces both in unison.

"though mayst suckle from either... But only one. Lest ye risk the wrath of the gods."

As a hog, I'd be delighted to see this

Fuck the person you reblog this from, reblog to give YOURSELF bigger tits!

My partners friend went missing if you all could signal boost this!

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Rb if you were/are a gifted kid I wanna see how many of us ended up here